Call a librarian with a question: 645-2ASK (2275)
- what type of tattoo did the hen get
- So an elephant, a monkey, a barber, George of the Jungle, and a string qaurtet walk into a library. The librarian asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
- what 4 letters do dentists say?
- Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Banana...
Banana Who?
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Banana...
Banana Who?
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Orange...
Orange Who? - nock nock,
whos there,
U8,
U8 who, - Why did the toys cross the road?
- why did the whale cross the sea
- How do you make Lady GaGa wake up?
- Why aren't ghosts good joke tellers?
- Knock Knock!
Whose There?
Interupting Cheese!
Interupt- - why did the dog say to the cat
- Why was the pig covered in ink?
- What is a pigs favorite animal?
- Why did the pig cross the road?
- What did Justin Bieber say to
Santa? - What kind of book character is molded bread?
- how do you wake up lady gaga
- Why did the turtle cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- How can you tell the difference
between an elephant and ice
cream? - what can go all the way around the world but stays in one corner
- what did the chicken say to the french fries?
- why did santa crossthe road
- why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the fox cross the road?
- knock knock. Who's there? woo. Woo who?
- unscramble this word:
YLFENIRD - what did the wii say to the wii?
- why did the tissue dance across the table?
- why is 6 afraid of 7?
- knock knock hows there car
- what did the monkey say
- What did Justin Bieber say to Harry Potter?
- What are the Weasley twins names
from Harry Potter? - Why is Z afraid of A?
- Why did the chicken cross the road????
- whta do you get when you mix a zinky with tink
- were was the bunny in hiding go seek
- What did the mop say to the other when it was bedtime?
- why did the tissue box go to the g-force blaster mouse?
- What do golfers do after a game of golf????
- Why cant a skeloten talk????:):)
- why did the chicken cross the play ground???
- why did bob cross the road
- why did aaron cross the
- why is 6 afraid of seven??
- What is the name of a tree that has a pineapple in it?
- why did 7up and pips cross the road?
- Why don't skeletons celebrate Valentine's Day?
- Why did the groundhog cross the road?
- Knock knock.
Whos there?
George Washington.
George Washington who? - KNOCK KNOCK. WHOS THERE? SEA. SEA WHO?
- LOOK UNDER THERE.
- why did grandpa put wheels on a rockingchair?
- wy did the boy put roller skates on a rocking chair?
- why did the chicken cross the road
- why did the T-REX(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) cross the road!
- why did the dognut eat trees?
- RICH PEOPLE WANT THIS,POOR PEOPLE HAVE THIS,IF YOU EAT THIS YOU WILL DIE.WHAT IS THIS?
- WHY WAS THE POLICE OFFICER STILL IN BED????
- what do u call a pig that knows karate?
- What kind of shark likes nails?
- which dinosaur loves cabbages but still wants to eat plums?
- If a red house is made of red bicks,and blue house is made of blue bricks.What is a green house made of?
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
- what did the teddy bear say when the waiter suggested dessert?
- why did the chicken join a band ?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- Why did the rabbit coss
the road? - Why was the math book so sad?
- Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
- What did Dracula say to his new apprentice?
- what's the capital of Indiana
- why did the duck say he didn't like history?
- What do planets use to download
music? - What sound do porcupines make
when they kiss? - what is a horse's favorite hoilday?????????
- Why was the tomato red?
- what is a cows favorite holiday
- what did the snake say to the bunny
- why did the cow jump over the moon
- why was the girl embarased when she opened the fridge?
- A duck, a goose, and a swan went to a restaraunt. Who paid?
- What did one plate say to another?
- why did the garbage can think he was not unique?
- why did the cookie go to the docter
- Guss what?I now a magic trick!I throw a pumpkin in the and guss what happens?
- how many vampiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Knock Knock! Who's there? Pizza.
Pizza who? - What are the Weasly twins names
from Harry Potter? - what do chickens eat
- Okay so the dog was talking to
the cat and the dog said "Cat
are you awake!?" and the cat
said "Me?", and tripped over
dog"s tail what do you think the
cat said? - What did the mama hair say to the
baby hair? - What does a pirate do on vacation?
- which whale is blue?
- were do cows go on friday night
- why is 6 afraid of 7
- why did the chicken cross the road
- why did the pig cross the street
- What do you call something with weels and rings
- what is black and white all over?
- What do cats put in soft
drinks? - Why is fire afraid of
vietemen c? - knok knok whos thar
louk louk who? - How did the omlet do on its test?
- What has Wins but cannot fly ?
- What do you call a banana with no skin?
- what did the pig say to the goat?
- Sally: Did you hear about the guy who fell from the 80 foot ladder?
Mike: No! Was he okay? - Why was the math book so sad?
- What is black and white and red all over?
- "Knock knock", "Who's there?", "Dwayne"
- What do you get when you put ten ducks in a box?
- A butcher is 5'7".What does
he weigh? - What is the beginning of end and the end of time and space?
- How did they catch the guy who robbed a bunch of people on Mount Everest?
- What did one wall say to another?
- why didnt the dollar come out of the wallet
- why does the solar system hold all of its planets together?
- There was a girl who had 3 mice 4 dogs and 12 fish why doesnt she have a cat?
- Who is Harry Potter's cousin?
- what kind of music does mummies listen to at parties
- why did the chicken cross the rode
- here was a penny and dime on a bridge. The penny jumped off.Why did the dime not jump off?
- which burns longer a red candle or a green candle
- what did the mama hair say to the
baby hair? - The red house was made of red
bricks the blue house was made
of blue bricks the yellow house
was made of yellow bricks. what
was the green house made of? - WHY did the roadrunner meet the butcher?
- What's the best name a female lawyer can have?
- What is Tony the Toger's favotite fruit?
- Why did the mushroom go to the party?
- Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
- how does the solar syste
m hold up its pants? - What did the archaeologist say to the other archeologist?
- what did joe say when some guy touched his nachos
- what did the fishermen say to the fish
- what did the cat say to the dog
- Why did the baseball player bring a frog instead of a mitt?
- What did the right side of the paper say when she was cut from the left side?
- What did left say when he broke up with right?
- what did the cat when she got a shot
- What did the little macaroni penguin say to his dad?
- how did the chick say trick or treat?
- what do you get if you cross a sponge and bob?
- KNOCK KNOCK-------grape --------KNOCK KNOCK----------grape--------
- What do you call a witch that it hitch-hicking?
- Two Boys are racing,one gets a head-start?
- What is a fish's favorite country singer?
- What did the student say when he did not turn in his homework?
- Why did the two boys cross the road?
- what did the laef say to the other leaf?
- what hapen to walt?
- what do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
- what do ducks eat?
- how many brithdays are in october?
- What Did The Mother Buffalo Say To Her Son When He Left For School?
- why didnt paul want to do his math in the jungle?
- what do you call a pig who knows karate?
- Om ma om ma mow mow om ma om mow mow mow chris do you know about the bird? MEG! Everybody knows about the bird!
- a chu
- What happens when you cross a tooth and some paste?
- how does a cow say hows it goin??
- what do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting in the corner of the bathroom
- what time is it
- why did the dog chase his tail
- what's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?
- What is Mr.Krab's favporite nut?
- What is the name a soft shell turtle's best friend?
- what cheese isn't your cheese?
- why was 6 afraid 7
- why was 1 afarade of2
- what did the little diva say to her diva sister ?
- why was 6 scard of 7
- there are two oranges in a bar one says to the other your round
- what does the sun drink out of?
- what animale is a burgler?
- what do get if you mix a brown chicken with a brown cow?
- Why did the orange stop half way across the road?
- what is the most musical thief?
- Who is a poet who writes about birds?
- why did the horse throw his food?
- Who wears a mask?
- What is a baby's best technique in basketball?
- why was 6 afraid of 7?
- how old are cows?
- what do you call chese not yours
- Knock
Knock...______....Sue...._____?
What do a dog and tree have in
common?- why couldnt a couple of kids see a pirate show?
- What is the most funniest joke in the world?
- what did the digetel clock tell his mom?
- what animal wears a mask
- what is black and white and red all over?
- whats black and white and red all over
- why did the turtle cross the road
- whats the only dog that dosent have a tail
- what did the corndog say to the apple
- where did the hamburger go on new years eve
- what kind of dog can tell time
- why did the man thorw his clock out the window
- how do you wash your hands with sand
- knock-knock?whos there?ham ham who?
- what did the sheep say when it got hit
- WHAT DID THE FLY SAY WHEN IT HIT THE WINDSHEALED
- Where does a hamburger go on New Year's Eve?
- Knock Know, Who's there? Keys, Keys who?
- knock knock, who's there?
Ham, Ham who? - Where do snowmen keep their money?
- What dog keeps the best time?
- Why is basketball such a messy sport?
- why did the monkey sniff its butt?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- Knock knock? Who's There? Ghost. Ghost Who?
- How do you wash your hands with
sand - Why do cats like butterflies so
much? - what is black and white and
red all over. - What clothes fit you and don't fit
you at the same time? - what do monkeys sing for Christmas.
- why did the banana cross
the road? - whtdid the chicken cross the road?
- Why couldn't the 11 yr. get into the pirate movie?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- why did the seagle cross the bridge
- why did a tree frog jump over the stick
- why did piglet look in the toilet
- what do you get with a parot with 100 legs?
- Why do they keep fences around dead people?
- Why are there fences around cemeteries?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- why didnt the chicken cross the road?
- why didnt the snake cross the road?
- why didnt the car cross the road?
- Knock Knock. Who's there?Catsup. Catsup who?
- Knock Knock. Who's there? Ether! Ether Who?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why is the galaxy SO famous?
- What has 8 legs and 2 heads.
- a key can ulok a cage
- why did the fish cross the tank....*giggle giggle* because...he wanted.... TO GET THE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- what do you call cheese thats not yours.
- How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
- Whydid the elephant cross the road?
- what did the orange say to the banana?
- Knock Knock
whos there?
Boo
Boo who? - What's black and white and red all over?
- Knock Knock
whos there?
banana.
banana who?
Knock Knock
whos there?
banana
banana who?
Knock Knock
whos there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who? - Why did the lollipop cross the road?
- What do cowboys put on their pancakes?
- What would happen if you took a dive from one hundred feet into a glass of gingerale?
- knock knock who there apple
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
- What happens to cows during an earthquake?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- What has eyes but can't see?
- What did the egg say to the clown?
- what do you call it when you get a washer,dryer and a dirty cat?
- why did the goat cross the road
- why did the chicken cross the road
- why did the orange roll
down the hill? - why did the dog cross the road
- what is a ghosts favorite food?
- Why did the rubber snowman cross the road?
- what did the eye say to the other eye?
- why is this joke as slow as molasses?
- what do you call a blind dinosaur?
- what do you call a blind dinosaurs pet?
- what did the duck say to the bartender?
- what did ben franklin say when he discovered electricity?
- what does a blind man say when a store clerk stops him?
- what do dogs and trees have in common?
- why did the elephant cross the road?
- what do you call a bird with glasses?
- what is a buckaneer?
- how do you get an alien baby to sleep?
- what does apig write with?
- where did the boat say to the tost?
- why did all the children all eat their homework?
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
- What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
- Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
- What's black and white and red all over?
- what do you call a pig doing karate?
- what do you get when you cross an octopus and a squid
- What do you get when you cross an octagon and a cat?
- what do you get when you cross an eagle and a bird?
- What Color is a burp
- how many spongebobs dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How do you make a skeleton laugh
- Why are robots fearless
- Where does a shark go on vacation
- What does Kobe eat for breakfast
- how many squirrels dose it take to screw in a light bulb
- what do you get when you cross an pig and a angel
- what do you get when you cross a fish and a stove
- what do you get when you cross a gram cracracer and a marshmelow
- what do you get when you cross a gram cracracer and a marshmelow
- how many sqidwards dose it take to screw in a light bolb
- what talks but never walks?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the skeleton cross the road?
- What's your name?
What's the color of the sky?
What's the opposite of down? - What did the bone say when the dog came?
- what did the cat do to the dog
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who? - what did the dog say to the chair?
- What runs and never walks?
- Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
- Which monster eats the fastest?
- why did thay invent ice -crem
- whats a dogs favorite city?
- why was the domey tall -king?
- knock knock hews thar car go car go who?
- What do you call cheese that is not yours?
- Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who? - What does a crocodile use to cook his food?
- What do you call an elephant and a hippos wedding?
- You are the bus driver.You pick up a kid on Maple St and 20 on Whale St 17 get off 2 get on 3 off 9 on 1 off 7get on 23 get off What color was the bus drivers shirt?
- Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
- What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
- What is Harry Potter's special software?
- Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
- What did the 0 say to the 8?
- What did the dog say to the cat?
- 1.Knock knock.Who's there?Don't you ?Don't you who?Don't you want to come and play.
2.Knock knock.
Who's there?
Can you.
Can you who?
Can you get me some lemonade? - what is the werst piace to be in an apple
- what do call a box full of ducks?
- what do you call a dog yelling?
- what do you call a person climbing a tree?
- what do call a manatee out of water?
- What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?
- What did one icicle say to the other icicle before he left?
- What did the cow do on Saturday?
- knock knock whos there goat
goat who - where do dogs park their car?
- what do cats do to grass?
- why shouldn't you give cookies your keys?
- knock knock. who's There?
- If i am yu and you are you and he is mi that means mi is you and me!
- in england someone robbed somwhere for a plasma screen t.v.
- knock knock. Who's there?
- why did the girl climb up the school?
- why did the kid jump up and down after he took his medicine?
- why doesn't a juice pouch move when your done with it?
- why are butlers very good at volleyball?
- why did the astronaunt sleep so close to the sun.
- why did the chicken cross the rode
- why did the man run around his bed
- why did the dish run away with the spoon?
- why did the chicken cross the playground?
- what do u call a box full of duckies
- why did the cicken cross the road
- Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who? - what did the dog say to the other dog?
2 - Why did the gum cross the road?
- Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
- Whats black and white and red all over?
- wats hairy,and wears sunglasses?
- wat kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
- why did the duck go to the grocery store?
- where do horeses live?
- wats black white and red all over?
- why did the man freze his cash?
- wat color is a burp?
- this cawboy went to town
on saterday and spent 3
days and lefde on sunday - What is a ghosts favorite thing to eat?
- What is a ghosts favorite store?
- What is a witches favorite thing to eat?
- Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?
- why did the snail cross the road?
- What time is it when and elephant sits on the fence?
- How long do chickens work?
- Why are spiders like tops?
- if a roster layed a egg on a roff which side would it land on
- why did the chinken cross the street
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- WHY DID THE ROOSTER CROSS THE ROAD?
- KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE? SHELLY - SHELLY WHO?
- KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? MONKEY, MONKEY WHO
- WHY DID THE DOCTOR CROSS THE ROAD?
- Why did the gose cros the rode?
- teacher:what is a comet??
- teacher:what is a comet?
annie:a star with a tail
teacher:good can you name one? - whats the worst weather for mice???
- why was the cat afraid of the tree?
- why was 6 afrad of 7
- whats black and white and read all over
- why did the chicken cross the road
- Knock knock, did you hear the one about the man walking across the road? It made a "splat"
- What subject do owls like?
- Why does the seagull live at the sea and not at the bay?
- What should you never eat for breakfast?
- why did the taco cross the road?
- why did the boy throw the clock
out the window? - what do possums do after work?
- what do you call frosty the snowman in may
- what is santa's dog's name
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- why was six afriad of seven
- the horse rode in too town on friday sletp one nite and came back on friday who is that possible
- knock knock who's there yule yule who
- why did the skeleton cross the road?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- what did the mouse say to the other mouse?
- where do cows like to go?
- what would billy and bob and joe sound like?
- why do birds fly south for the winter?
- why do humming birds hum?
- why did the chicken cross the playground?
- Why does a golfer were two pairs of pants?
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- What kind of candy would an outlaw want to eat before he is hanged?
- Why does the chicken cross the road?
- wy did the cookie go to the docter???
- What do you say to someone that is trying to steal your cheese
- wats the difrence between roastbeef and pee soup
- wat did the 0 say to the 8?
- why did tigger look in the toilet???
- what kind of fish goes with pennut butter???
- why did the skeleton cross the rode???
- why didnt the skeleton cross the road???
- what does a ghost eat for breakfeast???
- nock nock
whos there???
tic
tic who??? - whats black, white and red all over?
- What is a cow's favorite place to go?
- Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
- What did a cow wear on a cruise?
- why did the ham cross the road? they can't.
- What do flies call high 5's????
- why did the tiger lose the relay race?
- what is the basketball team doing for breakfast?
- who do little monsters go to school
with? - what do penguins use for napkins?
- why did the bunny cross the road?
- Knock knock
whos there?
Boo
Boo who? - knock knock whos there
orange
orange who - why did the cow cross the road
- What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
- What do you get from a pampered cow?
- What is black and white, and red all over?
- What is black and white, and red all over?
- What do you get when you cross a car, a dog, and a bird?
- What has four wheels, flys, and smells?
- Why do bees hum?
- what do you get you when croos a cat and a fish?
- knock knock whos there cocoa
- what do you get when you cross a brown lab with a maltese
- knock knock who's there little old lady. little old lady who
- two trains came in at 8:00 on the same track. they didn't crash How can that be?
- why was the tomatoe blussingh
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- What do seals use to bake their bread?
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
- What type of dog plays football?
- Tommy: "Wanna hear a dirty joke?" Jake: "Sure."
- why did the sock cross the road?
- what do snowman eat for breakfast
- why did the chicken cross the playground?
- What bow can you not tie?
- What month has 28 days?
- Wkat do you get when you pass a parrot and a centipede?
- How do you make time fly?
- Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?
- Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?
- who steals your soap
- WHAT CAN YOU TELL A PERSON
TO MAKE THEM LAUGH - WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROOS
THE ROAD - why did the chicken cross the road
- what is white and black and green and white and black?
- What did the horse say to the
cowboy when he triped? - Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- How did the Frog cross the road?
- What did the cake say to the candle?
- Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce? Lettuce who?
- Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange Who?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- Why couldn't the caveman hear the pterodactyl going to the toilet?
- what do Yeti mothers have?
- Doctor,doctor, I feel like a doctor- eating monster!
- What room has no walls,windows,floors or ceilings?
- Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape?
- Why were the strawberries upset?
- Where would you find salad in a clothes shop?
- What do you get when you cross winter and a skunk?
- what kind of bird eats blueberries?
- did you hear the secret of the butter?
- What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
- How does a snail fairytales start?
- What do you get when you cross a ballon and a mad monkey???
- Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who? - why did the turtle cross the road?
- Knock Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who?
- Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
oo who? - knock knock, whos there, bannana, bannana who,
- why did the squirel cross the road?
- why did the dog crass the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- why didnt the bear eat the cookie?
- Why did the bear eat the cookies
- why did the cow cross the road?
- why were the strawberrys up set?
- YOU ARE THE BUS DRIVER!you pick up 2 kids on tree street and 20 kids on pie street. what color eyes does the bus driver.
- What runs around the barn and stays still?
- What has 6 feet?
- What did the nose say to the ear?
- what do you get when you cross a snake and a pair of eyes?
- Knock Knock...Who's there?
...Taylor who? - why did the skeleton cross the road?
- Knock Knock! Who is there?...Junie
who? - Knock, Knock!
Who's there? - What animal can jump higher than a mountain?
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who? - Why can't you tell secrets in cornfields?
- What kind of food does a dog get when he's flat?
- what is black stripes and pink all over?
- knock, knock.who's there
apple apple who knock knock who' there apple apple who - why didn't the skeleton cross the
road? - why is six afraid of seven?
- whats a racer's favorite type of food?
- a woman went to a doctor and
said "Doctor, doctor, I need
help!!! My husband thinks his a
refrigerator and the light keeps
me awake!!! - what type of vehicle doea a golf club drive?
- what did red say too green?
- what did the pizza say to the grapes?
- what did the violin say to the bass?
- wye did the chiken cross the playground?
- what game does dil play on top of a mountain?
- knock knock
- A man walked into a bar...
Guess what he said? - How many cavemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- How many 11 year old sisters does it take to screw in a lightbulb
- How many Authors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- what does a pillow say to a pillow?
- why did the cow jump over the moon?
- knock, knock! Who's there? pencil! pencil sho?
- WHY DO S AND H NEVER GET TO TALK TOGETHER?
- knock, knock...who's
there?...banana
split...banana split who? - why did the chicken cross
the road? - one hundred plus one google
makes fish. why? - what did the puppet say to the human
- where is a cows fav place to go?
- what did one wall say to the other?
- why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
- knock knock, who's there,boo hoo,boo hoo who?
- Why did Tigger stick his
head in the toiiet? - what did the tortilla chip say to the dancer?
- A nickle and a penny were at the top of a cliff the penny jump but not the nickle. Why did'nt the nickle jump?
- Where does Bob Ross take his pet?
- why did the flamingo stand on one leg?
- Why did an apple cross a lemon?
- Why did the banana cross a street light?
- Why did a horse cross a flower?
- how do you hide a elphant in a cherry tree???
- why did spider man cross his legs???
- wats a polar bears favorite treat???
- Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who? - Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A Patty
A Patty who? - Ask me if I am a bus.
Are you a bus?
Yes!
Ask me if I am a train.
Are you a train? - what dose the game kockout mean?
- why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- what's black and white and read all over?
- why did a piggy bank cross the road?
- What do you call a cheese that doesn't belong to you?
- Why did Batman cross his legs?
- Why did the banana get into the split?
- Why did the chocolate go outside?
- Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who?
- Why is a polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
- How did the farmer fix the hole in his pants?
- What is a bear's favorite drink?
- Why did the bear have a fur coat?
- A kidnergardner has to pee really bad. He asks his teacher can he go pee. she says sing your abc's.
- What goes pop moo pop oink pop cluck?
- it's halloween night and you see a teenager in front of you. what do you do?
- why did the banana cross the street?
- what's black and white, black and white, black and white
- what's black and white, black and white, and read all over
- how did the piece of gum get across the road
- why was the cannonball fired?
- knock knock
- why did the boy bring a later to school
- Why did the brain cross the road?
- I am going to tell a secret to a urinal
- how do you make time fly
- Why did the shark say
"ahhhhh!" - What was the name of a lion
when he was first born? - Why was a ferris wheel
crooked? - Why did the chicken cross
the road - Knock Knock?
- Why did the cow cross the
road? - why did the germ cross the playground?
- what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- why did the buffalo cross the road
- What has four wheels and flies?
- why didn"t the chicken cross the road?
- 1.) What did the wicked chicken lay?
2.)Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
3.)How do you stop a charging rhinoceros? - What happens when you cross a rottweiler with a collie?
- What is the best way to carve wood?
- Whats more dangerous than pulling a sharks tooth?
- Why do elephants have trunks?
- How do you find a lost rabbit?
- Why did the elaphant need a toe truck?
- Two flies are on a porch. which one is the actor?
- What do you get when you cross an elaphant with a fish?
- Where does a penguin keep his money?
- Why do male deer need braces?
- What kind of shoes do baby cowboys wear?
- What kinds of jokes to vegetables like best?
- the bed spread say to the sheet?
- What did the finger say to the thumb?
- why did my sister say whoo whoo
- why did my brother smash the computer
- a is the way
why ? - of the week
- why did the cow scream?
- why do racoons have black spots around their eyes?
- Why did the dog meow?
- Knock knock, who is there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who is there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who is there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?
- What did the duck say to the chicken?
- What drink is the same as a letter in the alphabet?
- Knock,Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who? - What do you call a rec center that's tangled up?
- What did the ketchup say to the hot dog when it wanted to keep up with it?
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cowsay.
Cowsay who? - why did the cow cross the road?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- What is the differance between roastbeef and peasoup
- WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROED
- WHY DID THE DOG BE A HOTDOG
- WHY THE BONE EAT A BONE
- What did the finger say to the thumb?
- What did the parrot say to the cukoo bird?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?
- what yype of person works on the sea
- why did the chicken walk across the road
- why did the chicken walk across the road
- knock knock who's there ba ba who
- HOW DOES TIME FLY?
- Why are fires so lame?
- why on earth do aliens eat the ketchup bottles instead of the ketchup?
- if i have 96 frogs then there are 384 paws, 1920 nails and 96 tails, right?
- Why did the tv cross the road?
- Why do hummingbirds hum?
- Whats the difference between light and dark?
- What did the wind up toy say to his crazy friend?
- KONK KONK?HOWS THERE?BOO?BOO WHO
- what do you call a bunny with hair
- what do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
- knock knock; who's there?; tiemysh; tiemysh"who"?
- what do i like
- Why did the banana cross the road?
- If April rains brings May flowers what do May flowers bring?
- what is always coming but never gets here
- knock knowck, who's there? banana. Banana who? knock, knock who's there, banana, banana who? Knock Knock, who's there? banana. banana who. Knock Knock, who's there? banana. banana who
- How do you make time fly?
- Knock, Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?
- What do you get when you pass a cow and a earthequake?
- What do you coll a pig that knows karati ?
- why did the wolf cross the road?
- Which weighs more,a ton of feather or a ton of bricks?
- Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
- What do you call cheese that is not yours?
- why did the cookie go to the doctor cause he felling crummie
- Whats black, red and white all over
- Why was 6 afraid of 7
- Why is the galaxy so famous
- Why did the octopus mess up his paper?
- Where does a one legged lady like to eat
- what kind of instrument does a caveman play
- What is a catepillar mixed with a parrot
- If you have a bunch of kittens that you would call a litter what would you call a bunch of babys?
- why did the chickrn cross the road? to get to the other side!
- what do you call a bunny with hair?
- What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
- What animals are on legal documents?
- why did the football coach go to the bank?
- What do you get when you mix a chicken and a brown cow.
- where do cows go on a date
- why did the chicken cross the road
- what would happen if you got scared half to death at the same time?
- why did the chicken cross the road
- there was a hunter he only had 1 bullet left in his gun there was a lion a jaguar and a bear what did he do?
- why did the bat move when the ball got pitched
- why did the dog ask the cat do u use a litr boy
- How did the babana get rotten?
- what do you call a duck that steals?
- when do go on red and stop on green?
- IF SOMETHINGS BLACK AND WHITE AND HAS RED ALL OVER,WHAT IS IT
- What does a whale spread on his toast?
- Why did the snake fall from the tree?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- were do you put a nosie dog?
- why did the roster croos the road?
- if a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks.What is a green house made of?
- why did the guy bring toilet paper to the party
- Why was six afraid of seven
- two man went to the store, one bought cheese. The other one said what kind of cheese?
- If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a roof which side would it roll down
- If William's mother had 4 kids, Monday, Tuesday, & Wednesday what would be the last one's name?
- why did the pig cross the road to get to the karote shop
- wuy did the poke'mon cross the roud?
- What is Yoda's favorite type of car?
- What is black and white and red all over?
- What to adults always say about the little girl named Candy?
- Were do goast's take a bath?
- What do skeltion's call gost's?
- t.g.i.f mean's what?
- who was a loser in 1987
- how does mr.krabs start every bed time story
- why did the teacher say no
- What do you get when you put 10 ducks in a box?
- What is as big as an elephant, but does not weigh anything?
- What happend when you and a
friend combind for an exaple
Josh and his friend. - What happends when Go and Al
comb. - why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he went bananas
- What is black and white, green, black and white?
- What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
- What was the bunnies ring made of?
- what do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy!
- Why did the cookie go to the docter?
- why was six afraid of seven?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road
- Why did the football player cross the road
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road
- What did the water do when it saw the rock
- how did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the ham cross the road?
- Why did the dog go in the grill?
- why was 6 afraid of 7
- What do you you get with a skirt
and shorts? - what do you get when you cross chicken flour and a fat boy
- What do you get with a tree and a
house? - what do you get with sponge and
bob - What do you get with dots and
dippen? - why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7,8,9
- what do you get when you cross a collie and a rose
- why did an old lady put roller skates on her rocking chair
- why did the whale cross the ocean
- what do you call a deer with no eyes
- what did the chicken say when it met a poodle
- what is the longest word in the dictionary
- Why do teddy bears never eat.
- What do pirates like to sleep in.
- what do you call a truck on fire?
- 2 canibols go to the circus to
eat the clowns what do they say
after they eat the clowns - What is a cross between a pig and
a panda? - Knock knock whos there judo judo
who - What do you call a royal cow?
- what do you call cheese that is not yours?
- What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a Chihuahua?
- What do you call a rabbit that is owned by a beetle?
- why did the cow cross the road.
- what bird is to scard to fly
- why was 6 scared of 7
- why did the cow cross the road
- how do you spell alleuia
- why did the chicken cross the road
- what did one frie say to the other?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- what do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
- What kind of mild do you get from pampered cows?
- Where do polar bears go to vote?
- How do you clean a tuba?
- What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
- Why did the flamingo cross the road?
- What's a fish without its i?
What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
Why was the cucumber embarassed? - whats the diferrence
between roast beef and pea soup? - why did the whale cross
the ocean? - a duck goes to a restaraunt and the waiter asks him what he wants the duck orders when he finishes the waiter comes with the amount and the duck says...
- knock knock who's there? cows go/ cows go who / cows don't go who they go moo
- where wasn't there any elevators in the video game stores?
- why did the cow cross the road?
- What kind of guitar does lightning play?
- WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT'S NOT YOURS?
- WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7
- WHY WASN'T THE TURKEY HUNGRY?
- WHAT'S BLACK & WHITE AND READ ALL OVER?
- IF YOU'RE AMERICAN BEFORE YOU GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND YOU'RE AN AMERICAN WHEN YOU COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM WHAT ARE YOU WHEN YOU ARE IN THE BATHROOM?
- HOW MANY CATS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBALL
- Why did Santa cross the road?
- Why did the dog cross the road?
- knock knock who's there me, me who
- why did the teacher say no ?
- Why didnt the chicken cross the road?
- whats a cows favorite holiay?
- why did the cow cross the road?
- why were the pirates afraid to go to the movies?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- why didn't the chicken cross the road?
- Imagine you are in a box and the box is getting smaller and smaller and your trying to get out,what do you do?
- why didn't the cat cross the road?
- Where did the sheep go for vacation?
- Wher do dogs hate to go shopping?
- Have you seen the movie constipated?
- What did the exhaust say to the muffler?
- What is a pigs favorite karate movie?
- what do you call cheese thats not yours?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- what do you call a pig that knows karate?
- why did the duck cross the playground?
- why was 6 scard of 7?
- why was the skeleton laughing?
- why couldn't Santa give away presents on Christmas eve?
- Why couldn't the skeleton eat or drink anything?
- What did the peanut say to the pig.
- if a roster lays a egg on top of a house what way will the egg roll?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- Knock Knock...Who's there? Boo. Boo Who?
- Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- nock nock.whos there? bannana. bannana who? nock nock. whos there? bannana. bannana who? nock nock. who there? orange. orange who? !!!
- Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- why didnt the turkey cross the road?
- where do chiropractors live
- a cowboy rides into town on friday stays three days and leaves on friday how dis this possible?
- What comes after A?
- Knock Knock.
Who's there? - Why was 6 afraid of 7?
- What do snowmen sing on each other's birthday?
- why did the barbie cross the road?
- WHAT DA YA WALK ON BUT YA NEVER GET NOWHERE?
- what does the cow say to the chicken?
- how many cows does it take to scroe in a lightbalb?
- why did the cowboy say moo?
- why did the cow cross the road?
- why odes the chicken cross the road?
- knock knock hows there?
- Where does a cow go to become famous?
- Why didn't the turkey cross the
road? - How did the football cross the
road? - On a trip where does an elephant
keep it's luggage? - Why did the goose cross the road?
- Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- what kind of jewels do ghosts wear?
- When do you know it's raining dogs and cats?
- why are graveyards so noisy?
- knock, knock, Who's there? Orange. Orange who?
- When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
- what did the bone say before he ate?
- why did the whale cross the ocean?
- how do you get a giraffe in the refrigerator
- where are you most likley to find a crocodile
- whats the difference between roast beef & pea soup?
- A duck goes to a restraunt and orders food and what does he say?
- why is afraid afraid of getting caught?
- IF A PERSON HAS A BACKPACK WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- Why did the horse cross the road?
- What is 5,000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
- if you have to us a cal culator for an addion problem what does what does it mean?
- Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
- Why did the person cross the
rollercoaster? - what do you call a sailer and a snail?
- what the lion say to the other lion?
- what are sloths favorite classes?
- Where can a dog bark but not bite.
- what was the pigs favorite subject?
- What was the pigs favorite food?
- why did he go to bed at 6:00pm?
- Where does a cow come to become famous
- Why is 6 afraid of 7
- knock knock
who there - i love you
- WHY DID THE TEACHER SNEEZE?
- What button can't you unbutton?
- What is dirty when it's white and clean when it's black?
- What is dry when it's wet and wet when it's dry?
- What breaks when you say it?
- Why did the birds fly south?
- why was 6 afraid of 7?
- why did tiger stick his head in the toilet?
- why did the car smell like gas?
- why did the chiken cross the road?
- why did the cow go over the fence. why did the horse go over the fence .
- Why did Tiger Woods wear 2 pairs of pants?
- Why did the football coach go to the bank?
- why did the chicken cross the playground?
- Why do cats prefer milk?
- Who comes at Christmas in
Kittyland? - What do you feed your pet frog?
- Why did the bee go to the doctors because it had the hives.
- What is 10,000 pounds and wears a glass slipper?
- What did delawaer.
- Knock noke whos there boo boo how.
- Knok knok hows there orange knok knok hows there orange knok knok hows there orange hows there
- knock knock, who's there,
orange, orange who? knock
knock, who's there? orange,
orange who, knock knock,
who's there, orange, orange
who? knock knock, who's there? - knock knock, who's there, flowers,
flowers who? - knock knock, who's there? banana
peel, banana peel who? - Why did the gum cross the road
- why did the elephant cross the road.
- What did the fireman name his two sons?
- Why couldn't the pirate get into the movies?
- why did the chicken cross the road
- why was 6 afraid of 7????
- Do you want to drink beer at a young age.
- what dog always runs a fever?
- why did the golfer have to change his pants?
- a cowboy rode into town on friday.he stayed for two days.then left on friday. how did that happen.
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- once a lady on asked the ship captin the if the titanic would sink.
- What Do You Call a Snail On a Ship
- what do you call a fish mixed with roadkill?
- What of dance do they dance at a ball?
- KNOCK'KNOCK. WHO'S THERE?DROOL.DROOL WHO?
- WHAT DID THE BELLY BUTTON
SAY JUST BEFORE IT LEFT. - why do seagulls fly over a sea?
- whats the diffrence bettwen an old nickle and a ne dime?
- if two's company,and three's a crowd,what are
four and five - a man rode to town on friday stayed 3 days and left on friday how did he do it????????????
- why did the turtle cross the road?
- why did the cow cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- why didnt the fish cross the road?
- why did the dog cross the road
- what does a duck say when it laughs?
- What is Santa Clauses favorite resturant?
- Knock knock. Whos there?
Flower. Flower who? - Knock knock.
Whos there?
Orange.
Orange Who? - nock nock
who's there?
three
three who? - a dictionary is missing a boy has it and turns it in but,he lets another boy do and he gets caught and looses recess for a 3 weeks.
- If a rooster lay`d a egg,
what color would it be? - What's black and white and red all over?
- why did i eat chocolat?
- What do you call a sick alligator?
- Why did the snake cross the road?
- why did the chicken cross the road
- What does a tree do when it's tired
- What kind of fish could you catch with peanut butter?
- knock knock boo sorry did i make you scard
- What is the witch's
favorite thing to eat at
the beach? - what is a couch
- What are a boxers top 3
drinks? - a man wode in to town on friday waited 3 days and left on friday how did he do it
- What do you do if you find
a blue elephant? - RIDDLE A Bandit was famous among peasants but nobles hated him at his execution he was told that if he told something true he would be boiled if he said somthing that was false he would be hanged if
- What kind of spider spy on other spiders
- What is a monster's favorite game?
- what is a dogs best treat?
- what has 4 legs,then 2 legs, then 3 legs?
- why did the chicken cross the road
- why did the rooster cross the road?
- Why was 7 afraid of 8?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- what do books wear at night?
- what carpender bees do?
- How did the poodle get so fluffy?
- Why does the squid squirt ink?
- How can the ball jump without legs?
- What kind of musical instrument can only be used with your mouth and not your hands?
- what are twins favorite kind of food?
- why do vampires drink blood
- why did the two lemons cross the road?
- how can you find celery in the fridge?
- what do you call a secret sausage?
- what do you call a pig mixed with a cow
- what orange sounds like a parrot?
- what do you call a lion mixed with a tiger
- what did the vingarette say to the fridge?
- what do you call a r.v. mixed with a car
- knock knock? who there?lettuce who?
- what do you call a cat mixed with a dog
- what do you call a rhino mixed with a elephant
- what do you call a fish mixed with a soccer ball
- why did the tomato blush?
- how did the fish weight it self?
- why can't you can't any honey in boston?
- what is the polar explores it's food?
- why was the ice cream and the raspberry sauce left on their own?
- why does a wheathly orannge at christmas?
- why did the ice cream give up the fight?
- Did you hear the story about the empty lemonade jug?
- what do golf players drink?
- when is a fin not a fin?
- what do you call a funny rabbit?
- why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke
- why did the farmer cross the road
- What happened to the
spider that fell into
the glass of sprite? - what goes kcauq,kcauq?
- how do you spell chocolate
in french - how do you spell mouse
traps usng only 3 letters? - If April showers bring
may flowers then what do
may flowers bring? - Knock, knock. Whose there?
Boo. Boo Who? - what has wheels and flies?
- Kristyn: Mrs.Uhl would
you mad at me for
something i didn't do ?
Mrs.Uhl:Of course not! - Why did the dog go to the dog show?
- what do sea monsters eat or
lunch? - what does a ghost call his
mother and father? - What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
- why did the bear cross the road?
- What's a mummy's favorite music?
- knock knock
who's there?
hatch
hatch who? - what did the priret say
when he went to the moves - What did the banana say to the docter
- why didnt the skeleton cross the road
- what is a trees favorite drink?
- what did the bug say when he hit the winshealed
- what do you get when a rooster and a poodle are mixed
- Why did silly throw the
clock in the air? - why did the ocean go to jail?
- why is mr.fluffkins mad?
- why did the kid get kicked out of the pirate movie?
- who is 'ol ninny?
- what did the bread say to the butter?
- what did the french frie say to the other
- why did the chicken cross the road
- what do yo get when you cross dracula with a mummy
- What's white,black,and red all over
- why did the bubblegum cross the road
- whare did the cow go on vacation
- whare did the scelatons go for holleween
- why did the chicken cross the road
- why does flapjack soung like a girl?
- what did the shark leave the watiters ?
- What does a hore say when he falls on the ground?
- Why can't a duck tell jokes in the air?
- Why do witches use brooms when they fly?
- I got in trouble at school for something I didn't do. What do you think it was that I didn't do?
- What's black and white with red all over?
- why didn't the skeleton hgo to the dance?
- Why did the elephant cross the road?
- what did the frenchfrie say to the other during the race
- why did the chicken cross the road.
- knock knock (who is there) hoo (hoo who)
what
are you an owl - How did the farmer move his cows?
- Why did the little boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
- what is white and black and read all over?
- What is a spider's favorite thing to do on a computer
- How do you stop a bull from charging?
- Why did the little boy throw a clock out the window?
- Why do girls rock?
- What is black,white,and read all over?
- Why didn't the skeletion cross the road?
- Knock knock.Whos there?Boo. Boo who?
- why are veterians called veterians?
- Why did the Docter put the bandaids in the freezer?
- were dose a cat go to school
- why did the cow cross the road
- knockknock whos there boo boo who
- If frosty the snowman married a vampire what would they name their child?
- Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
- What did the judge say when the skunk came into the room?
- What do snowmen sing on their birthday?
- why did the cow cross the road
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- what goes up and doesn't come down
- what do you call someone whos been fired by nasa
- What is a pig's favorite sport
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the gum cross the road?
- Why didi the robber Take a bath?
- What do You get If you have a
catterpiller and a Parrort ? - What did the banana say to the docter
- what did the lettuce say to the carrot
- why did the chicken cross the road
- knock knock, who is there, orange, orange who
- What's round, purple, and is in space?
- What do witches give children for dessert?
- Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who? - What is a snakes favorite subject?
- what do alexander the great and kermit the frog have in common?
- What has 4 legs,then 2 legs,then 3 legs?
- what does a ghost call a mistake?
- Whats brown and sticky?
- Whats a sea turtles home?
- Whats a manatee favorite food?
- were do hamsters live?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- what dose a jjdurjhdfjhdgfd Do?
- What flys and is deadly
- what does a bug do?
- knock knock Whos there?
boo boo who? - why did the frog cross the road?
- Why don't dinosaurs talk?
- what did one french frie say to the other french frie?
- nothing
- Why did the chicken cross the
road? - What do you call a cow in an
earthquake? - Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who? - what do you call a
fart? - What did the mama hair say to the
baby hair? - why dose the pig like kareting
- the red house is made of red
bricks the blue house is made
of blue bricks the yellow house
is made of yellow bricks What is
the green house made of?????? - what did the wall say to the other wall
- what fish is famouse
- why did the chicken cross the road
- What's black, white, and green?
- where do fish sleep
- What did the dog say to the chicken before he crossed the road?
- whats black and white and read all over
- why was the ice-cream and raspberry sauce left on their own?
- what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
- what did the vinaigrette say to the fridge?
- Why did Mrs. Puff become a teacher?
- what do you call a secret agent sausage?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- knock knock who's there?lettuce lettuce who?
- why did the dog cross the playgrond?
- What has 4 wheels and flies
- what did one wall say to the other
- Why was 6 afraid of 7
- why did the chicken cross
the road? - what did the ocean say to
the sand? - knock knock who's there?
ivana, ivana who - what did the noodle say to the sause when he was picked up out out of the bowl?
- how can you tell if an elephants been in you'r fridge
- what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
- why did the farmer cross the road?
- how many princesses dose it take 2 screw in a light bulb
- knock knock whos there interupting cow
- there are two muffins baking in an oven the first muffin says its getting hot in here what did the other muffin say
- Why is there a fence around the grave yard?
- what do you make when a chicken and a poodle cross the street?
- why didn't the skelton cross the road
- why did the chicken cross the road
- why did the milk get everything it wanted
- knock knock?
Who's there?
who?
who who? - Knock knock?
Who's there?
Boo
Boo why? - What one ghost say to the other?
- Little Ghoul:
No fair! why can you go to the Halloween party? When I can't. - Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Fruit salad. - Why did the snowman cross the road?
- whatis a cow mixed with a cat
- why did the bus stop
- nock nock hoos there me hoo it
- What is as big as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything at all?
- What does an elephant have to do before going on vacation?
- What do you get when you cross a
parrot and centipede? - What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand???
- what did the green grape say to the purple grape?
- If a cowboy rode in on friday and stayed for two days and then left on friday. how did he do it??????
- what do you get if batman and robin get smashed under a steamroller?
- why did the hen cross the road???????????
- what do you call an overwieght cat?
- what do you call a fish with no eye
- what is a shark's favorite game?
- what birds spend time on their knees
- what do you call a penguin in the desert?
- why do cars smell?
- whats the diffrents between 1 yard and 2 yards?
- which bilding has the most stories?
- what's a mummy's favorite dance
- What do mummy's like to swim in?
- what color is a burp?
- what do you call a sick fruit?
- why did spongebob by a karate outfit
it was on his chopping list - What are twins favorite furit?
- What does a banana do best in gymnastics?
- why dose sandy sand
- Why did the whale cross the road?
- why did the rooster cross the road?
- Why didn't the tiger win the race?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the clock and the rat fight?
- What did the table say to the other table?
- Knock, Knock? Who's there? The Cow and the bird? The Cow and the Bird Who?
- why do elephents have flat feet
- If a rooster was on top of a steeple and it had an egg which way would it roll?
- What do you get by crossing a brown chicken and a brown cow?
- What did the hunter say when he spotted his prey?
- is you mom a york mum?
- What is black and whight and red all over?
- What do you call a crazy chicken?
- Why did a chicken cross the road?
- why did the skelton not cross the road
- Why did a chewing gum cross the road?
- What is purple and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?
- Where do gnomes go to get fit?
- why can't sandy play on patrick's basketball team
- Why did the sculptor go mad?
- Why did the bald man take up jogging?
- What is Count Dracula's New York house called?
- why did the bird cross the kichen
- would you bring home a car or a bus?
- Why did the skeleton not
want to cross the road?
He did not have the guts - What did the ocean say to the beach?
- what did the hungry duck say he
wanted to eat? - What did the pipe say to the other pipe?
- what has a head and a tail, but no body?
- What did the paper say to the other paper?
- why didn't the baby duck scream mommy when thunder started to roar?
- what did the cooking book say to the other?
- Why did the girl put ice on her forehead?
- knock knock whos there alldo alldo who
- who rocks?
- Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead??
- What did one wall say to the other?
- How do you make time fly by?
- Why did the football coach go to the bank?
- There was this house that was blue it was made out of blue bricks there was a red house it was made out of red bricks there was a green house what was it made of?
- what did the wall say to the other wall
- Knock knock who's there boo boo who
- what did the dummy say to the commedine
- knock-konck who there boo
boowho - knock knock who there wanted wanted who
- Which grasshopper can jump higher than a house?
- why did the chikien croos the road
- theres a girl who goes to the doctorand says " doctor everywhere i toch it hurts!The doctor says.............
- what did one wall say to the other?
- why did the skeleton not cross the road?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- what do you do to make a butterfly
- why can't little kids watch pirate movies
- How do you make time fly
- why can't the skeleton cross the road?
- Why did the pirate go to the movies
- how do mountins hear?
- why was it so hard to get the man who invented the hokey pokey into his cofin?
- why did the rooster cross the road
- knock knock who's there... crazy 8's... crazy 8's who?
- What kind of cheese is not yours?
- What does a dog take his lunch in?
- What did the skunk say to the other skunk?
- What did the cat say to the dog?
- why did the cat crose the road
- WHY DID THE FISH GO TO WALLMART?
- What type of pee is not pee?
- WHY DINIT THE SCELETEN NOT KNOW 2+2?
- WHAT GOES UP BUT NEVER COMES BACK DOWN
- knock knock whos there
- Whats white and round that can fly/
- Why did the skeleton clime the glass wall?
- WHY DID KAY KAY EAT GRAPES/
- What did the zombie say to the vampire?
- what did the elephant do when he accidently stepped on the bannana?
- Knock Knock,Whose there,Bannana,Bannana Who?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- why do ducks have flat feet?
- why did ant-mom eat ants
- what does a mouse eat to heal itself from diabetes?
- What it orange and black and spins really fast?
- What do u call a gorilla with earmuffs on?
- What were January's daughters names?
- knock knock (who,s there)hic-up(hic-up who)
- what do you call a parrot that has no wings
- why did the dog spray his owner with paint
- Mommy, Mommy, when are we having Aunt Edna for dinner?
- What did King Tut say when he got hurt?
- What color is a burp?
- what do you eat when you want a light snack?
- what is a cold donkey?
- why did the chiken cross the street
- knock knock who`s there chicken chicken who
- what did one wall say to the other?
- why couldn`t the tire quit his job?
- why did tigger look in the toilet
- why did the girl put lipstick on her forhead
- Why did the turkey cross
the road? - why did the cow cross the road
- who said i can not fly
- what do you call a blind buck?
- what do you call brown poltry and tan beef?
- what is the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
- why did the elephant eat a lightbulb?
- What's your name? What's the color of the sky? What's the opposite of down? Ethan blew up!
- where did the sheep go on his vaciton
- why did the dog whine?
- why did the goat say "baa!"
- Who can jump higher a building or a Kangroo?
- THE TREEHIT THE BEE
- What is a ghosts favortive kind of pie?
- What did the carrot see when he opened the refrigerater?
- why do bagpipers walk while they play???
- what did one toe say to the other?
- why did George Washington sleep standing up????
- Why did the banana go to the doctor?
- What do yo call a girl with one leg longer than the other?
- Why did the fish swim to Hollywood?
- Why did the fish cross the road?
- Why did the lady go to the flowers?
- Why did the toliet want to go to the toliet?
- knock knock
Who is there?
Boo,Boo who? - Wy did the rooster cross the road?
- What is small, that flies with black and yellow stripes?
- I had breakfast all day, how did I do it?
- knock,knock who's there orange, orange who?
- What is the most musical piece of turkey?
- what is a doctor
- what is a doctor
- what makes time fly
- why did the chicken cross the road
- what cheese is never yours
- how does soup talk
- what do you get when you mix poison ivy and a 4 leaf clover?
- why is the galaxy so famous?
- have you ever heard about the magician that walked down the street and turned into a building?
- why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
- Knock knock? who is there? nunya. nunya nunya who?
- why did the cookies rule the hole world?
- What did the cat put in his drink to keep it cold?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo?
- Why do ducks tell the best jokes?
- why did the skelton head go to the movies alone???
- why did the skelton head go to the movies alone???
- What is between heaven
and earth? - what blows air, but never blows away?
- What did the phone say to the person?
- What king is still alive?
- What color is a burp?
- Did you see the Cearel Box and the fruit punch?
- joe:knock-knock.opal:who's there?joe:ach.opal:ach-who?joe:ha ha i made you sneeze!
- What do you call a misquito that sucks all day
- what did the cow say to the rooster? answer:moooove over!
- why did the one-armed skeletan cross the road?
- knock knock whos there lettuce lettuce who?
- What do you get when you mix a spider and a man
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
- where are pencils made?
- what color is a burp?
- where do horses live?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- what did 0 say to 8?
- what did the balloon say to the helium tank?
- What the difference between roast beef and pee
soup? - What do cats eat for dessert?
- What is cleverer than a talking cat?
- What is the definition of a slug?
- Why did the skeleton not
want to cross the road?
He did not have the guts - KNOCK knock whos there?
Dwayne.Dwayne who? - What kind of medicine do you give a sick fish?
- How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
- what is orange and is a monkey?
- what did the teddy bear say
when he was offered desert. - there was a 1 story house everything was green EVERYTHING what color was it up stairs?
- What do you call cheese that's not yours?
- what do u call a reading program u dont want do?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- how does bees fly in the rain
- why was the car scared of the duck
- what's the difference between a gossip and an umbrella.
- Why did the football coach go to the bank?
- Why did the girl throw butter out of the window?
- Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOX FULL OF DUCKS?
- THEERE ARE 3 BIRDS ON A LOG 1 DEICIDED TO FLY AWAY HOW MANY ARE LEFT?
- WHY ARE AFTER ALL FOOTBALL GAMES ARE OVER IT IS HOT?
- WHAT ANIMAL DOSE NOT PLAY CARDES?
- 1.Knock, Knock.
Interuptind co.....
2.Q.What kind of cat is always sad?
3.Q.what do you call a monkey on the moon? - WHAT DID THE SHOUDER SAY TO THE ARE?
- what do you call a nun sleep walking?
- why did the dog cross the road?
- Why did the octopus go to the doctor?
- What kind of books to planets read?
- Why did The cheese say cut me! Cut me!to the person.
- you are in a house with NO doors or windows all you have is a mirror and a table,how do you get out?
- Why is Ryan a Beast?
- what did the mouse say to the camera
- Why did the coach put the hen in the outfield?
- What grade is hard to pass in a school of fish?
- why do brids fly south for the winter.
- Why did I buy a baseball card?
- what do you do when you touch a polar bear? when you call some one you say?
- why id the chicken cross the road
- Knock knock who's there ketchup Ketchup who
- WHY DID THE BOY THROW THE BUTTER OUT THE WINDOW
- WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN AN ELEPHANT SITS ON THE FENCE
- HOW DID THECHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
- what did the cow say to the rooster? answer:mooooooove over
- sally:knock-knock butch:who's there sally:ach butch:ach who? sally:ha ha i made you sneeze!
- Where does a fish keep its money?
- what color is a burp?
- what did the girl do after she drank 8 sodas?
- whats black and white and red all over?
- What are the fairest creatures ever?
- why did the orange go to
the docter? - how do handymen get to
school? - why did the cow cross the roof
- WHY DID THE 100 SKELETON CROSS THE ROAD?
- where is the best place to get a new soccer jersey?
- why did the airplane cross the sky?
- Whats a gohst's favorite rollercoaster?
- What do you get if you give a dinosaur a pogo stick?
- What did the key say to the dancer?
- What did the beach say when the tide came in?
- why was 6 afraid of 7
- What do you get when a vampire crosses a snowman.
- knock knock whos there ear ears who ears another knock joke
- what is a cows favorite
place - How old is an elf?
- Why is nine afraid of
seven? - Did you know why puppies can't use the toilet?
- Knock-knock WHOS THERE hairy hairy who
- knock knock whos there police police who
- Why did the bird cross the kitchen?
- Why do u like the color ''BLUE''?
- What gets wet while drying?
- What do you get when you eat Three-Forths of a pie?
- what is not an umbrella but always has you covered?
- what's lame and cool at the same time?
- Why did the duck cross the lake?
- What kind of cat do you never play cards with
- What did the ceiling say to the floor
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- What pillar is never used to hold up a building?
- why was seven afraid of nine .
- there are a 100 birds on a branch. a hunter shot 1 how many are left?
- Why did the cat cross the road. to get to the other side.
- why did 0 say to 8 why are you wearing such a tight belt
- Why does Santa have a garden?
- What did the weiner dog say when he won a game of cards?
- If frosty the snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?
- do you want live to see wensday (name) again
- Knock Knock
Red, white and..... - What does a dog do when it wants To play hind and seek and sleep?
- Can February March?
- what is a aonther name for a cat's house?
- why did the dog cross the road
- Who is married to Antarctica?
- What do you call a yo-yo with no string?
- Why did the whale cross the ocean?
- What time is it?
- What did the lumberjack say after the tree fell too soon?
- What is the difference between a lion with a toothache and a rainy day?
- knock knock who's there boo boo who
- What kind of dance do you do on the trampoline?
- why was the nose sad?
- whats a mummys faviort music
- why does a chicken cross the road
- How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- why did the window go to the docter?
- what did Delaware?
- how do you spot a dog tree?
- my name is go away said a girl want did the other girl say
- hi is my name
- what weighs 5,000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Goat cheese.
Goat cheese who? - What state is round on both sides and high in the middle?
- What do you call a dog and a fllower?
- What is black and whiteand red all over?
- why did the chicken cross the play ground
- What goes up but can't come down?
- why dont eggs tell jokes
- What does a 200-pound canary say?
- knock knock who's there? get a clue.get a clue who?
- What did the train say when he got upset?
- Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- WHAT IS THE BIGGEST PENCIL
- how come you will never survive in the dessert?
- nock nock whoes there? dwain.dwain who?
- Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Ada.
Ada who? - Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Bacon.
Bacon who? - Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Banana Split.
Banana Split who? - What do you call a sea turtle that sits a lot?
- Who do you call when your drum gets hurt?
- Pretend you are in a solid gold house with no doors or windows. You only have: a baseball, a bat, a piano, a saw, and a table. How do you get out of the gold house?
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vanpire
- Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Thesis.
Thesis Who? - whats black and white and read all over?
- knock,knock!
who's there?
little boy!
little boy who? - what kind of dog is always in a hurry??
- what kind of cloud hates jokes??
- what cloud is always cold?
- what do you get if batman and robin get smashed by a steam roller?
- why did the clock annoy the phone?
- why do chicken cross the road?
- 1 why did the toulet paper roll down the hill.2 Have you seen the movie constapated. 3 why did the bubble gum cross the road.
- what kind of truck does a ballerina like to drive?
- why did the player steal the bace
- what do you get when you cross a fedex driver and a ups driver?
- why did tiger have his head in the tolet?
- what do you get if you mix a rabbit with a snake
- How do you make seven even?
- what does an astronat get on his homework?
- WHAT KEY TO YOU NEED TO OPEN A SPOOKEY HOUSE DOOR?
- why can't leopards cheat on test?
- why did the police search the boring teachers classroom?
- What time do you get icecream?
- A man came to a hotel on a
donkey. He arrived on Friday.He
stayed 2 days. He left on Friday.
How is that possible? - why are you eating your lunch money?
- Knock,Knock. Who's there? boo. Boo who?
- why do sharks swim in salt water?
- whats a skeletons favorite food?
- Why is a polar bear so cheap to have as a pet?
- why couldn't the pirate see
the movie? - what did the chewing gum
say to the shoe? - what time is it when you
have to go see the dentist? - what dig the dog say to the cat while playing tag.
- why did tigger look inside the toilet
- how comethe dalmation couldn't hide?
- what did the cow say on christmas morning?
- Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
- why did a man put money in th frezzer?
- what does a pallet expander do?
- what do you call a library?
- why did the dinosaur cross the road?
- what do you call a DVD?
- What's a ghost favorite ice cram
- WHY DID MICKEY GO TO OUTER
SPACE???? - y did cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
- what do frozen cows do
- can february march
- Why did the pig cross the road?
- How did the parrot fly without any wings?
- How did the motorcycle ride over a bump?
- What spider lives in Hawai?
- whats white, black and blue all over.
- Why did the orange go to the doctors?
- What do you get if you put to gether a piano and some furnitre?
- How do you brush a hair?
- Why did the girl spray her clock?
- What has 8 wheels and flys?
- who do you not want to play
checkers with? - if april showers bring may flowers,
what do may flowers bring? - what do you call a bear with no
teeth? - Why did the teacher take a ruler to
sleep? - Is light heavy or not?
- Where do vampires like to eat?
- How do you get Lady Gaga mad?
- What did the alien say to the gardener?
- what is a bean that can't grow in a
garden - how do you make lady gaga mad
- knock knock who there, icecream,
icecream who - why did the chicken cross the playground?
- Why did road want to kill?
- knock,knock Bye Bye to you
- knock,knock bomb i'm goin to bomb you
- Who is the scariest pig?
- 'knock' 'knock' whos there? Water. water who?
- 'Knock' 'knock' whos there? Icecream. Icecream Who.
- "what do you call a fart"
a.)gas b.)back up weapon c.)invisaele weapon - 'Knock' 'Knock' Whos there. BOO Boo who?
- where did the tennis ball come from?
- who is the smartest pig?
- Know what happens when you tell jokes around Easter Eggs???
- where did you get a chicken?
- [Child] Why do fish live in saltwater?
[Parent] I don't know. - Why did the rooster cross the road?
- What did the mommy lightening bug say to the daddy lightening bug?
- What has 4 legs and catches flies?
- Why did the fly fly?
- Why are frogs so happy?
- whats black and wihte and red all over
- Why was the mother flea so upset?
- What's black,white, and red all over?
- when dose it rain money
- what did the finger say to the thumb
- knock knock who is there..orange...orange who?
- why did the gum cross the road?
- what is black and white and red all over?
- Why was 6 afraid of 7 ?
- what did the mother bee say to her baby bee before going to the store?
- WHAT COLOR IS A BURP
- WHAT DANCE DO YOU DO ON A TRAMPOLINE
- whats red black and white
- where do turtles go when its raining
- why did the man freeze his money
- I AM A GOOD GIRL SAID MOM IM SILLY.
- whaht does the farmer say to his animals
- a man was about to walk the plank, he asked for root beer . ''why '' asked the pirets
- three pirets walked into a bar
- where do pirets shop
- what do you call a crunchy marshmallow
- Why did the booger cross the road?
- what do you call a tinkling dog
- which medicine is in the shape letter
- where did the cow go on vacation
- what do you call a pig that knows karate
- what bird is always sad.
- Why did King Kong go to China?
- A cowboy rides into town on friday he stays for three days and rides back on friday how did he do it?
- Knock-knock, Whos There?, Car Go, Car Go Who?
- What did one wall say to the other?
- How do you get past a chicken?
- knock knock
whos there?
leggo
leggo who? leggo of the doorknob and let me in. - why does godzilla spew fire from his mouth and stomp on cars?
- first cannible:am i late for dinner?
- what happens when you cross a poodle with a chicken
- what did the pear say to the plum?
- knock knock?
who's there?
boo
boo who? - knock knock. who's there? gorilla. gorilla who?
- knock knock. who's there?boo.boo who?
- Why did puppy bob drink from the
toilet - what ball flis.
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad its your birthday.
- what does the turkey say to the dinner
- what is brown and sticky?
- what did the egg say to the cook?
- why did the chiken cross the road.
- Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Nobody
Nobody Who? - Knock Knock. Who's there? Icecream. Icecream Who?
- What do rosters clean up after themselfs?
- what is a bean at can't gorw in a garen
what do you call cheese that is not yours?- what is a dogs favorite prayer?
- What do you call a dear with no eyes?
- what kind of dessert does a angle make.
- why did the cookie go to the docter.
- what ancient chinese thing has to do with jumping?
- How does a pizza tell you something?
- there was a skelton and he asked for some candy. gess what the guy said
- Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
- What's is a chikens worst enemys?
- Why did the chiken cross the road?
- How does a tree tern off it's computer?
- where do cows go on saturdays?
- knock knock who's there horton hears a
When do you go on red, but stop on green?- missisipi, how do you spell IT
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- What Does A Weather Forcaster Call His Son?
- where does crab keep their dishes? MMMMMM?
- What do you get when you
cross a crocodile and a
penguin. - What do bees eat? MMMMMM?
- howdo you make a ticuie dance
- howdo you make a ticuie dance
- why did the chicken cross the
road? - what is a zombies favorite food?
- Where does the lemon keep his baseball?
- what do you do if there is a tiger behind you a zebra beside you and a horse in frnt of you?
- what kind of pants do ghost wear
- Knock knck.Whose there?Boo.Boo who?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why is it so hard to get a group of horses to agree on barn rules?
- Why was Moses arrested?
- whats a pirates favorite restrunt
- Why did the ice cream man go to CVS?
- What did the bannana say to the hippo?
- knock,knock who's there
igwana, igwana who? - whats the differens between a teacher and a train?
- What Music do Mummy's like?
- why did the bad baseball team get so hot
- why did the bad baseball team get so hot
- Why did the Football Player croos the road?
- HOW DID THE ALEEN GET TO EARTH?
- What did the St.Matthew Mustangs say to the St.Paul Rams before the game?
- What do penguins eat for lunch?
- If an African lion and an African tiger were fighting, which one would win?
- what's the fruitiest country in the world
- Why is the Moon a dollar?
- What do you get when you cross an insect with a rabbit?
- what did the skeleton say to the
other skeleton? - why did the chicken cross the kitchen?
- What did the fish say to the other
fish? - Why was 6 afraid of seven?
- What's green, hard, and will hurt you if you fall out of a tree?
- why was 6 afraid of 7?
- What did the ox say when he spilled tea all over the bull?
- Why did the chicken cross the street?
- Why is the clock a dollar?
- what do frogs drink at parties?
- what did the angry bee say to the other?
- what kind of monkey can fly?
- what did the baby spider say to his father on his morning walk?
- what does everything end with?
- A tomato and a lettuce were in a race. What did the person on the loudspeaker say?
- what did the artist name his son
- Knock Knock,
Who's There?
Caught,
Caught who? - What can be barbecued, eaten, and are inside your body?
- teacher-what is water made up of sam
sam-i dont know
teacher-h2o
sam-ok - iwhat did the basketball say to the basketball player?
- why did the goose cross the road
- Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
- What time do you go to the dentist?
- What did the nose say to the eyes?
- what do you get when you cross a cow and a duck
- What fish can you see in the sky?
- What animal doesn't like to do its laundry?
- How many brith days dose the average man have
- What kind of ice cream cone is not popular in a tornado state?
- why is 6 afad of 7 ?
- What do ducks get at the grocery store?
- why did the cat arcoss the rode?
- How do you catch a squirrel
- KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
SILENCE
SILENCE WHO - KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
CRY BABY - why is 6 afraid of 7?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- where do fish sleep?
- knock knock? who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock? who's there? Banana. Banana who? knock knock? who's there? banana. banana who? knock knock? who's there? orange. orange who?
- Where do you find wet money?
- who was the straightest man in the bible?
- what did the farmer grow when he worked all day
- what did the tonsil say to the other tonsil
- what is it called when a dinasour wreaks it's car?
- What do you say to your friend after they make their science fair project an incubator for chicks about ready to hatch?
- How did the chicken cross the road when he had no legs?
- Know what happens when you tell jokes around easter eggs?
- Why did the penguin put his guitar the frezzer?
- whats a vampires favorite dessert?
- what do monsters read to find out their fortunes are?
- what animal pouts when it has to go to bed?
- What is big, bright, and silly?
- Why did the dog say woof woof?
- Why did the dragon fly?
- Why do fish swim in salt water?Because peper makes them sneeze.
- Why did the dolphin cross the road?
- Why did the policeman come to the baseball game?
- Why is the bad baseball team so hot?
- What book do gardeners read?
- Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?
- What did one wall say to the other wall?
- What is a frogs favorite game?
- How do sheep get clean?
- WHY DID THE ORANGE LOSE THE RACE?
- Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
- What did the basketball say to the other?
- What Do You Call A over weight cat?
- What Do You Get When You Mix A Trooper And A dog?
- Why did the elephant change socks on a golfcoarse?
- what do you call a Yo-Yo without a string.
- why do u need to put some cheese on the keyboard?
- whom did 'Aunt- arcitica' got married with?
- cat: Mouse how do you feel after
you take a bath? - In the snake house at the zoo one
snake said to another: ''Are we
supposed to be poisonous?"
"Why?" - DOCTOR: I'm Sorry to tell you
that you may have rabies and it
could prove fatal. PATIENT:
Well, Doctor, could you please
give me a pencil and paper.
DOCTOR: To make your will? - Why did the orange tell the pear to shut up?
- Why didn't Jack and Jill go up the Hill?
- what does "YMCA" stand for
- What goes 99bump 99bump
99bump? - can a match box
- why did the gfroup of midel school girles croos the road
- What do you get if you are half doe and half buck?
- What do you get when you cross a labrador and a poodle?
- why was the math book so sad?
- knock knock, who's there? krispy, krispy who
- what did the football say to the other football
- why does dogs have teeth?
- where do cows go exploring?
- how do you make your nose dance?
- What do you call a cat that is frozen?
- why did the chicken cross the road????
- can you make a car??
- what did the pizza say to the customer?
- knock knock who's there water
water who - What do you get with chesse puffs and a cat thats strong?
- what did the pizza say when the boy opened the old box of pepperioni pizza from inside his parent's bedroom?
- How does a cow prounounce noodles?
- How does a cow prounounce macoroni?
- What did the dog say to the cat?
- Why couldn't the egg lend the boy some money?
- Why did the girl put a hot dog in the frezer?
- what do you call a mosquito?
- Where does the army keep fish?
- Why does a hummingbird hum?
- what did the cow say to the skunk?
- nock nock whos there
- what did the sea say to the beach?
- What animal says "mooski"?
- what does a cow like?
- why was 8 afraid of 9?
- What has wheels and a trunk but no engine?
- What do babies ride at amusement parks?
- When is the best time for trampolining?
- what time is it when an elephant sits on a fence
- why are elephants so wrinkled
- Why'd the boy throw the clock out the window?
- what do you call a fly without wings?
- what weighs 5,000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
- Why did the orange go to the hospital?
- What happens when you cross a duck and a rooster?
- What happened to the two comedians who got married?
- why did your mom smack you. its not because your were bad.
- why did the cookie go to the doctor?
- Why did the football player
go to the bank? - What did the trash can say
to the empty soda can? - Why was 6 afraid of 7?
- what did the digital clock say to its mom?
- What do you call cheese that is not yours?
- what do you call a cow eating grass?
- what do you get if you cross a rabbit with a kettle?
- whats the diff. between a fish and piano?
- Why was the picsher in jail?
- what kind of mail does a famous vampire get?
- How do you make time fly?
- What is the noisiest kind of cheese?
- What did the 0 say to the 8?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- How many seconds are in a year?
- why is it hot after a baseball game
- Why did the turkey cross the road?
- knock knock (who's there) cheese (cheese who)
- WHY DID THE FROG CROSS the road
- WHY DIDNT THE SKELETON CROSS THE ROAD?
- whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup
- why did the apple cross the road
- Why did the golfer wear two pants
- Why can't your nose be 12in
- Whats scary black and white
- Why didnt`t the chicken croos the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- What did the doctor say when a skeleton walked through the door?
- What did one raindrop say to another?
- why didn't the chicken cross the road?
- Why are teddy bears never hungry?
- why did the elephant cross the road?
- What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?
- Achoo!
Achoo who? - Why didn't the grose man go to the mall
- What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
- How is cat food sold?
- Why did the chicken cross the
park? - what do u call wood thats on fire?
- What bug wakes you up in the
morning - how do you make lady gaga cry?
- how do you make lady gaga laugh?
- What two days of the week start with "T"?
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
- krabs are so cheap
- What do you get from a pampered cow?
- Knock Knock,
whos there?,
Abe,
Abe who? - What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
- What building has more stories the the Empire State Building?
- What's black and white and red all over?
- How do you make a tissue dance?
- why did the cowboy cross the road?
- Why do ducks fly south
- What's black and white and red all over?
- How do you tell the difference of a normal fly and a horsefly?
- What has four wheels and flys?
- what do you call a angel.
- knock knock,who's there,Amy,Amy
who, - What do you call a horse taht has no legs?
- why didnt the dime jump off the cliff after the nikel
- what do you call a snowman in june?
- What did the string bass say to the guitar?
- what measuring unit do fish use?
- is a yard bigger than a foot?
- why did the lady throw the butter out of the window
- whey did the chicken cross the road?
- Where did you get a chicken?
- where does the snowman keep his savings
- What did the coach say when he went to the bank?
- What do you call a dog on fire?
- how do you know if an elephant is under your bed?
- What do prisoners eat in jail?
- why didn't the skeleton cross the road
- What medidene do ants use?
- Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out the window?
- What do you call a horse that is loosing it`s voice?
- Why did the golfer wear two pears of pants?
- What kind of pies do pigs like to make?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- Where do cows go expeoring?
- What boy wheres a watch, fights crime, and has his own tv show
- Knock Knock.
Who's there?
HObo.
Hobo who? - What's a pengiun on ice?
- kock kock whos there boo boo who
- what did the sandwich say to the other sandwich?
- Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
- How do you make a cow not like you?
- Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- What is a basketball player's least favorite dessert?
- What do you call a chicken that is at a basketball game?
- Why did the cow cross the rode?
- What's black white and read all over
- whats a soldiers favorite month
- what did 7 say to six?
- Where does a fish go to get a new tail?
Answer:The Re-tail store! - What did the fish say to the shark?
- How do you spell fish backwards?
- How did the golf ball healed his broken leg?
- Knock Knock
Who's there?
Durr
Durr Who? - what did the ram say to his girl?
- knock knock. who's there? Boo!
- knock, knock. Who's there?
- What did the wave say to the rock?
- why did the mouse chew a hole in the wall?
- What did the fish say to the shark?
- how do you make a tissue dance!
- how do you stop a charging rhinocerous?
- Wanna here a clean joke?
- why was 6 scared of 7
- What do you call a cross between a snail a captain
- what time dose chitas sleep at night
- what did one mathbook say to the other mathbook
- what subject did the witch need help in????
- WHAT TIME DOES 7 CHEETAHAS CHASE AFTER 1 PERSON
- why was the baseball team so hot
- What dose a baby ghost sit in at dinner?
- Why did the man throw his watch out his window?
- What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
- Why did the dragon cross the road?
- wat iz da diffrence betweene roast beef ann pea soup
- What do you call a bird who likes to write?
- wat can u catch but can't throw??
- y is six affraid of 7
- what does a keybord say.
- What did the mathbook say to the calculater?
- what do prisoners eat
- whatn do you call a library thats says hi
- were do cows go to travel
- whaydo you calla feamellcc w
- What do you call a Polar Bear?
- Why did the penguin cross the
road? - What dog do you eat?
- What happened to the bad egg in
school? - Why did the tomato blush?
- Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
- What has teeth but never eats?
- Who holds the most guns in the West?
- What do you get when a turtle steps on a live wire?
- Why did the monster through the clock out the window?
- What bird is always sad?
- knock knock
who's there
i'm a pile up
i'm a pile up who - Why did the chicken cross the road?
- When are cooks cruel?
- What did the astronaut see on the stove?
- Why were the outlaws so strong?
- What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
- it smells like updog in here.... whats updog
- What did Dela ware?
- Why did tthe gum cross the road?
- a dime and penney were on a bridge. the penney jumped of. why did the dime not jump of the bridge?
- What is a tree's favorite drink?
- Why did the duck cross the road?
- Why did the whale cross the ocean?
- guess what?
- What gos up but doesn`t come down.
- What did the banana say to the hippo?
- What did the sushi say to the bee?
- What time is it when your clock strikes 12:97?
- knock knock
- knock knock, who's there?
- What does the snowman sing on another sowmans birthday?
- why are flowers so lazy?
- knock knock!yellow!yellow who's there!!!!!!!
- knock knock. who's there? glice. glice who?
- what do you call a half spoon and a half fork?
- what did the cow say say to the pig.....
- why didn't the credit card scan?
- what do you call a bear with no socks on?
- What is a computer teachers favorite type of music?
- What is a bunnies favorite music?
- What is a geography student's favorite music.
- how do you spell candy with two letters?
- a man weighs 100 pounds a bridge can hold 102 pounds he has three gold bricks each weigh 1 pound but he walks on the bridge with the bricks and the bridge does not fall. How?
- why did the computer go to the doctor?
- What is a golf balls favorite drink?
- What did the egg say to the other egg?
- Whats black and white, and read all over?
- What did the ice ssay to the ice cube?
- How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
- what did 1 wall say to the other?
- Where do crabs keep their dishes?
- What medicine do ants take?
- David's dad had 3 sons. They were Snap, Crackle, and what?
- what do you call batman and robben when they get hit by a bus?
- What kind of peas are Brown?
- What does the sun drink out of?
- what do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
- what did the bolling ball say to the bolling pin?
- what do rapters and trains have in common?
- why did the broken robot turn into a ghost?
- Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out the window?
- how do you feel after taking a bath
- What are strawberry used for?
- Why did the cookie go to the grocery store?
- What did King Tut say when he got scared?
- What do you call a grizzy bear that is standing in the rain?
- What do you call a cat with 8 arms?
- Dashound dog crossing street,
- What did tigger find in the toilet?
- what did the lettuce seee when he opened the refridgearator?
- what do you call an owl with good jokes?
- what happend to the person that charged a big electric bill?
- why did the chiken cross the road roll in the dirt then cross again?
- What is black, white and red all over?
- What did the average student named Jim get on a spelling test outside that hurt him?
- Why did the mother cross the road?
- why did the chiken cross the road?
- Why did the duck get a bucket of cement?
- why was the mouse afriad of the cat?
- why was the horse crazy for hey?
- how do you make a tissue dance?
- What 5 letter word in the English dictionary is always pronounced wrong?
- Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?
- Where are pencils most used?
- why did the chiken crooss the road?
- where is a good place groceries could rest
- Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who? - what did 6 say to 7?
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co... - How can you have bread if you are on a liquid diet?
- whats round on the outside and high in the middle
- How do you make a slow horse fast?
- How can you keep fish from smelling?
- What did Ohio say to Michigan?
- How can you go out of the room with two legs and come back with six?
- When is a man like a pony?
- why is six afraid of seven
- what has 4 legs and a trunk?
- When is a good time for someone to lose their temper?
- I a roosters a egg on top of a pointed bar wich wah will it roll
- why was 6 afraid of 7?
- what is tasty and have buds?
- Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Boo!
Boo, Who? - Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
U NO!
U NO, who? - what kind of car does yoda drive?
- What is the best thing to put in your ice cream sundae?
- how do you get an alien baby to sleep?
- What did the dollar bill name his daughter?
- Bob is a puppet. why is he not smart.
- Why was 8 afraid of 7
- why did the golfer have to brig 2 pairs of pants?
- whats round on the outside an high in the middle
- why did the chicken croos the road
- why did the cow cross the road
- what did the adamy say to the hayley
- What Did The little girl Say To The scrambled Egg?
- what did the fart say to the fart
- what kind of peas are brown
- What is black white and red all over?
- why did the bee get marryed
- What kind of day should you have on Easter?
- what dose the sun drink out of
- why was the pig afraid of
the ham sandwich? - what is a mountains
favorite drink? - what did the egg to the otheregg?
- Where do cows go on there first date
- Why did the chicken cross the hill
- Why was 8 afraid 7?
- why did the pirate go to the movie theters?
- what roads will i quit on?
- where do crabs keep their dishes
- why do cows stay up
- what does a prisoner eat in jail?
- a cowboy rode his horse to town and got there on friday stayed for 3 days and came back on friday howed he do it
- what did the big booger say to the little booger?
- Why did the elephant cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
- Why did the football coach go to the bank?
- Where is the cows favorite place to go on a Saturday night?
- what can be a doctor a spice and a soda at the same time?
- Knock knock, whose there? Boo
- whats black and white and read all over?
- Why did the dog say hi?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- what do you call a dog that likes to take a bath?a shampoodle
- guess what?
- what else is black and white and red all over?
- Why did the duck cross the road?
- How many legs in the team
- what hats will insalt you
- Why you have along face
- where do dogs eat pizza?
- what has alot of ears but doesent hear any thing.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- what dose JERK stand for
- Why did I say hi?
- What do you call a man
- Why did the dinosour cross the road?
- why did the cow have 60000
- What did the Big Firecraker say to the Little Firecracker?
- What do you get when you cross a pig and chopsticks?
- why do birds fly south
- WHERE DO YOU PUT BAD TOMATO
- WHAT MEDICINE DO ANTS TAKE
- say ghost 5 times really fast than say what do you put in a toaster
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- what do you get when you mix a pea and a nut? you get a peanut
- why did it get so hot after the baseballgame
- Why did the man swallow a firecracker?
- what did the mama taomta say to the baby taomat when the baby taomat was laeve behod?
- Why was the Ant an Aunt?
- why did the egg get thrown out of class
- Why didn`t the skeleton cross the road?
- what di did the ocean say to the other ocean
- are you a jerk or cool?
- what did did the ocean say to the other ocean
- x=
- why didnt the skeloton cross the road?
- why didn't the kid see the pirate movie
- why did the ckicken join the band?
- what do you call a doonkey with three legs
- what did the dog say to the dog
- What does the dog say to the cat?
- What did the cat say to the dog?
- where dose a book sleep
- Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie ?
- how do you top a car
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- what youcall a pig that knows karate
- Knock Knock, whos there pee, pee who haha you have to go pee.
- when archeologists opened up bethovens grave he was erasing all of his music they asked him wat he was doing and
- knock knock
whos there
boo
boo hoo - why did the tomato turn all red?
- what did the flower say to the bee
- What is 9+9
- why did the chikan cross the road
- what did the cherry sey to the other cherry
- what did the candy say to the other candy
- what why was six afraid of seven?
- What did the nut say to the nutcracker?
- What did the snake say to the other snake?
- What travels around the world and stays in one corner?
- What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
- why don't cheetahs like doing the laundry?
- What has three feet but no toes?
- whi did the bird crosh the kitchen
- What do you call a sun burned hen from Louisville?
- What do you call acrate of ducks?
- What are the strongest days?
- what do you call cheese that aint yours
- Why did the kids eat their math homework?
- "Hay Luke where are your balls".
- What do you call a hippo in a phone booth?
- How did the chicken get of the highway?
- Why did the little boy
throw a peach at the wall? - hoo is weirdest person in the world
- What's up?
- what do you call a anamal that eats cans
- What is a monkey's
favorite brand of bike? - What is the saddest tree?
- which furniture is the best for music?
- which continent has the ants?
- A cowboy went to a town on Friday. The cowboy stayed in town for 3 days then left on Friday. How was that possible?
- why did the goose cross the road?
- What do penguins do when they fight?
- What's black and white and red all over?
- What's a mouse's favorite Martial Art?
- knock knock whos there monkey who
- why did the dog cross the road?
- smart people say what
- WHY DID THE BOOK GO TO THE HOSPITAL
- What is tasty and buds?
- why was 8 afraid of 7?
- why couldn't the boy get into the pirate movie?
- knok knok, who's there, old lady, old lady who
- How did the big mountain know that the little mountain was fibbing?
- knock knock, who's there,car, car who?
- How long should an animal's legs be?
- How does an octopus go to war?
- will you remember me tommrow?yes will you remember me in a year? yes knock knock who's there?
- How did the man feel when he received a big bill from the electric company?
- What's black and White and red all over ?
- why didint the skeletion cross the road
- How does an Irish potato change its nationality?
- what dog is just like a pig
- what hats will insalt you
- What's black and white and read all over ?
- what do puffer fish help out with
- A cowboy goes to town on Friday and leaves on Friday how dose he do it?
- Knock, Knock, Who's there? Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Who ?
- What is a mouse's favorite game?
- why did the tomatoe go to the food court
- what do you call a dog in alaska
- Knock,Knock
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who? - What can you throw, But can't catch
- What can you catch, but can't throw?
- Why did the man freeze his
money? - What color is a burp?
- why did the black and white furry cow cross the road?
- knock knock
whos there?
orange
orange who? - whats a Snakes favorite subject?
- Do you want to hear a construction joke? "Sure."
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A ELAPHANT IN A TELAPHONE BOTH?
- what happened to the wooden car with wooden? wheels
- How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
- whats up?if you dont get this joke right go see a docter.
- What Camoflauge Is Ment For Camels?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- why did number one go to the two?
- knock knock whos there will you rember me in 2 days?
- it starts with a pu
- Why did the chicken cross the road:?
- WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
- what happened when the farmer told the egg a joke?
- Why did the dog cross the road?
- WHY DID THE TOMATO BLUSH?
- why did the buger cross the road?
- How long does it take to run 2 miles?
- KNOCK KNOCK: WHO'S THERE? BOO.BOO WHO?
- what do you call a guy with a dictionary in his panst
- What do you get when you cross a mystical creature and a rockstar?
- what is Mark Twain's favorite
color? - What did grandpa say when we
saw Bigfoot? - What did the french fry say to the
hotdog. - why did a bear knocked on the door
- What do you say when you cross a woman and a dog?
- What did the cent say to the other cent?
- What did the gut say to the other gut?
- Why did the chicken cross
the playground? - where do whales visit
- why is 8 arried of 7 why
- why did the bee get marryed?
- What time does an elephant sit on a fence?
- Why does a teddy bear not eat?
- Why cant people ride a car?
- where does an oak tree live?
- why are fish so smart?
- where does a tenis ball live?
- Why did the rooster cross the road?
- will you remember my name in
a day, a week,a month,a year, 2
years, the future,and forever!?!?
yes!knock,knock,who's there! - Knock, Knock,..
Who's there?
Olive...
Olive Who? - Where do cows go on there first
date? - Why did the cow cross the road?
- y did the chickin cross the road?
- why did the football coach go to the bank?
- why did the oreange stop rolling?
- why did the chiken cross the road
- knock knock who's there? butter. butter who?
- what do call a man that is burning
- Knock,Knock-Who's there-
- What kind of burgers do turkeys hate?
- what do you call a chicken scared to cross the road
- Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- What is black and white and read all over?
- what do you call a cow in a rabbit's hole?
- what did the frog say to the book?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- What music played when the cookie got married?
- what kind of cake do you make a rabbit?
- What would happen if a elephant fell on your house?
- what movies do pirates watch? rated arr!
- why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
- Why did the cat say to the dog?
- Why did the little boy knock on the door?
- Knock Knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo Who - What did the cow do on saturday night
- The police said their was a shoot out in Cleveland they said none got hit
- Why was 6 afraid of 7
- your a american when you walk in the bathroom your a american when you walk out of the bathroom what are you when your in the bathoom?
- A Canadian is walking down the
street with a case of beer under
his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and
asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the
case of beer for?" - why did the golfer where 2 pairs of paints?
- What does JERK stand for
- What is a cat's all time favorite song?
- why did the gum cross the road?
- why is 6 afraid of 7?
- what goes around the fence but never moves?
- knock knock
who's there
boo! - knock knock
who's there
ya- - why is the swiss cheese afraid of the bleu cheese?
- Knock, Knock. Who's there? Beets.
Beets who? - Knock, knock. Who's there? Who.
Who, who? - Knock, knock. Who's there? Fry.
Fry who? - have you ever heard of the constapated movie?
no - what did one wall say to the other ?
- nock who is there love love who
- what did the ocean say to the shore ?
- why didn't the skeleton cross the road ?
- what is a rino and a dinosour called?
- Why did the gum cross the street?
- Whats brown and sticky?
- Every day a man went to work and used the elevator.When he went home, he used the elevator up to the 7th floor, then walked the rest of the way up to his room. Why is this?
- TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? - why didn't the sceleton go down the slid?
- Knock Knock. who's there?
Yodle Yodle who? - What do you call a band that doesn't make mnusic?
- What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
- "what's your name" joe "how do you spell it" Joe
- A cowboy goes to town on Friday he only stays for three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it?
- What does the sea say to the beach?
- Why'd the booger cross the road?
- why did the cow cross the road
- why did the golfer wear 2 pants?
- Why was 7 afraid of 9?
- why can t your nose be 12 inches long ?
- what do you call cheese that is not yours?
- what do ghosts like on their mashed potatoes?
- what did the calculator say to the clerk
- what kind of earrings do basketball players wear
- What did one wall say to the other?
- What does JERK stand for?
- knock,knock-
- What did one crayon say to the other?
- why did the coach go to the bank
- knock knock! whos there?
Justin! Justin who!? - Why did the hen lay the egg?
- Knock knock.Who's there?You.You who?
- What has a tail like a cat and ears like a cat but is not a cat?
- what did the TV guy say to his TV friend?
- Knock!Knock!
Who's There?
Chip
chip - Why are rich people so skinny?
- why did the horse have a sore
throat? - Knock ,knock, whos there
Bannan
BAnna who
who are you - how did the strawberry introduce
the chicken to the steak - why did the chicken?
- why did the pig cross the pen?
- what did the 0 say to the 8
- why don't cannibles eat clonws?
- Why does Santa Claus give coal to bad boys and girls on Christmas?
- What is smarter than a talking parrot?
- What cheese is NOT yours?
- What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
- Knock Knock who's there?
Banana
Banana who? - Knock Knock Who's there?
Boo
Boo who? - What has a tail like a dog and ears like a dog but is not a dog?
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who? - What do you call a halarious rabbit?
- What happeens if you tell a joke in fire?
- What is the pig's favorite Karate move?
- What happens if you make a cannible angry?
- What is Mozart doing now that he's dead?
- Is your refridgerator running?
- Why was cinderella bad at
soccer? - Where does the polar bear keep his
money? - Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who? - What 2 candies work best in a
science project together? - What do you call a mustash with slush on it
- what is round on the ends and hi in the mittel
- What is the only fish that is a sandwitch?
- where do elephants find their school picture?
- What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
- What do you get when you eat two thirds of a pie?
- knocknock
who's there
ouch
ouch who - What has 88 keys but can't open anything
- What's round on the ends and high in the middle
- Railroad crossin look out for cars can you spell it without any r's?
- How do you make time fly
- What do you call a dog that can run,swim and bike?
- what did the wave say to the other wave/
- what does a person say when they just got surgery and they have a plastic bag on there hand
- why did the turkry cross the road
- What did the traffic signal say to
the cars? - where do horse live?
- knock knock,who's there,boo,boo who
- a dog goes to the bank and asked mspattywack for a loan and tells her hes mcjaggers son shes gets the manger
- knock,knock
who's there? - what did delaware?
- what time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
- what did the mom bee say to the baby bee??????
what did the math book say to the other math book???????????- why did the coach of a football team go to the bank???
- knock knock whos there barbia who
- why was 6 afraid of 7
- Why do birds fly South?
- why did the turkey cross the road
- Why are teddy bears never hungry?
- whydid the chicene crost theroad
- what do you get when you cross a turtle with a tiger ?
- what did the alein say when he landed in the flower bed?
- how do weather men like their eggs?
- what did the beach owner name his daughter
- knock knock.who's thaire?
woo. woo hoo? - what did the ghost say to the girl?
- what do you get when you cross a roster with a poodel
- What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
- why did humpdedumpde fall off a wall
- what is the worst football team
- why is six afraid of 7
- what animal should you never play cards with
- Why do raccoons have circles under there eyes
- how do you know saturn has been married more than once
- what do you call a doctor with eight legs?
- Knock Knock? Who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Orange Banana. Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who?
- WHERE DO YOU PUT A BAD TOMATO?
- knock knock. whos there. lettuce. lettuce who
- knock knock. whos there.
- KNOCK KNOCK. WHOS THERE. DWAIN. DWAIN WHO
- "I have a problem." "What is it?" "I have a room with yellow polkadots." "What's so bad about that?"
- where did the queen get her crown placed?
- what is a bater's favorite job?
- why was 6 scared?
- What has many eyes is brown and is as big as your hand?
- What do you call a snowman that gets a suntan?
- Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
- Why didnt the chicken cross the road?
- Tommy left on back on friday how friday and stayes for 3 days he came came back on friday how?
- knoknokno who is there sausage
sausage who - whats a tree favorite fruit a pine apple
- what is every sponges favorite food
- What do you call a sheep with no legs?
- why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
- What kind of fish is the richest in the sea?
- why did the man throw his watch out the window
- Why was the baker so mean?
- whats the color of burp
- whats a tornados favorite game
- what did the rabbet say on newyears
- why doesnt a crab ever have any fun
- why do cows stay up
- what did pharo say while on a roalar coaster
- What do you get when you put a Cocker Spaniel,a Poodle and a Rooster?
- what do you call a boy with boogers
- what is a foots favorite food
- Why did the skeleton not cross the road to go to the bathroom?
- why couldnt the poney go to the party
- what did the dancing diaper say
- why was the broom late?
- what kind of candy makes you laugh
- where does a chick go to on a Saturday night
- what is a fishy food
- what did the glove say to the ball?
- who is the funnest person in your house
- how can you tell an ocean is friendly?
- what is a dogs favorite city?
- why did the chicken run?
- what did the dog say when he saw a poodle?
- Where do you find prehistoric cows?
- Why did the bunny cross the road?
- What is the biggest ghost in Africa?
- Why chicken cross the road?
- Why did the flower lay on the road?
- Why did they exchange the flowers?
- what do you call a dog that laughs?
- what did the wall say to the person?
- why did the dog cross the street?
- What are two things that you can't have for breakfast?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why was six afraid of seven?
- which letters in the alphabet can't see?
- why did the chicken cross the playground?
- why did the piece of gum cross the road?
- why do elephant's and zebra's not like to play cards in the jungle?
- what happened when the silly camper bought a sleeping bag?
- knock,knock. whoe's there? lettuce. lettuce who?
- my friend just taught me how to catch a squirrel.
- what did one eye say to the other
- what did one flea say to the other
- What kind of sause do your teeth have?
- What kind of music do mummies like?
- What kind of tables do people eat?
- Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
- Is your refrigerator running?
- What kind of music do balloons hate?
- What did the turkey say to the food?
- where do bumble bee's pee?
- Why did the chicken cross the road
- what does the muffin say to the other muffin?
- what do you get when your by ice and fire?
- Tim rode in to the campgrounds on Friday, stayed for 3 days, and then left on Friday, how is this possible?
- why did goofy throw the clock out the window?
- knock knock. who's there?Interupting cow.
- why did thedinosaur cross the road?
- Why was six scared of eight?
- #1 will you remember my name
in a day ,will you in a week, a
month,a year, 2 years, in the
future , forever!?!?knock who's
there shelby shelby who!?!?why
did the chicken cross the road! - what did one water say to the other...
- What can move,but not say 1 word?
- What if you get a chair in a baby?
- knock knock who's there?
toad.
Toad who? - what did the apple say to the orange
- why did the chicken cross the beach?
- What did the banana say to the monkey?
- Why did the hen cross the road?
- Knock knock?
whos there?
Boo
Boo who? - what happens if you tell a joke on ice?
- what do you call a dream in which animals are attacking you?
- what do you feed your pet frog?
- who is the superhero of the jungle?
- why did the chicken cross the road
- Ricks mom has 5 kids, Penny, Nickle, Dime, And Quarter. What was the 5th kids name?
- why didn't the skeleton cross the road
- What do you get when you cross a chicken a stroodle and a cow
- why did tigger look in the toilet?
- yodelahee.Yodelaheewho?
- where do cows go to learn about
science? - Where do ants live?
- knock knock. who's there?
- If you go into the bathroom american and you come out of the bathroom american what are you in the bathroom?
- what is a witch`s favorite subject
- what did the math teacher eat for dinner?
- why did the guy install a knocker?
- what do cows wear in hawihi?
- when did the kid know when he had to go to the dentist?
- why was 6 scared of 7?
- What did the wall say to the other wall?
- What did the frog say while enjoying the good dinner?
- The teacher said to the student, "What is the formula for water?" and the student said "HIJKLMNO" and the teacher said "Why did you say that?
- what is a bana's favorite color?
- who did burger king marry?
- How do you wake Lady Gaga up?
- Why did the dog go to the store?
- where do bees go pee
- why was 6 afraid of 7
- why did the chicken cross the rode
- why did the elepphant cross the road
- WHY DID 9 AND 10 GO TOGETHER TO THE PROM?
knock knock whos there boo boo hoo
knock knock whos there- Why did the cow cross the road?
- What did the book say to the cook?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- What color is burp?
- Why did the man throw a clock out the window?
- where do bees go pee?
- How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
- How do you wake Lady Gaga up?
- why was tiger looking in the toilet?
- what do you call a pig that tell dull stories?
- what do you call a cat that sucks lemons ?
- why did the dog cross the roadand and into a neighborhood.
- How does Bat mans mom call him in for dinner
- In which Star Wars movie was Darth Vader a referee?
- Knock knock
Who's there?
Diss
Diss who?
Diss a dumb knock knock joke! - there is a cowboy on vacation and he got there on friday stayed for 3 days and left on firday. how did he do it?
- there is a guy who who lives on the 100th floor in the hotel. when its raining he uses the elevator all the way up. but when its not he takes the elavator to the 50th floor and walks the stairs.why?
- What to fish weigh theirselves with?
- why was 6 afraid of 7?
- how can you make 15 cents and one of them cant be a nickel?
- what type of music do mummy's like?
- why was 6 afraid of 7
- why didn't the skeleton go up the hill?
- how did the chicken get stock?
- knock knock..Whos there? Cow go. Cow go who?
- knock knock who's there? cheese. cheese who?
- why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- Why did the boy throw his watch up?
- why can't two elephants fit into a swimming pool?
- Why did Patrick throw the apple up?
- what u.s. presidentlived near the sea and ate people
- Why did the elephant wear different colored shoes?
- what is round purple and used to rule the world
- what vegetation do snowboarders hate
- what do mountain bikers call apartments that they stop at?
- what do wener dogs and hot dogs have in common?
- Who is the best ho ho maker of all?
- What does the wizard drink tea with?
- what do you give bald rabbits?
- Why did the boy go to time out?
- wich detective takes bubble baths
- what haapes if you tell a egg a joke
- knock knock.whos there.butty.butty who.butty right on up baby.knock knock.who there.may j robinson.may j robinson who. may j robinson go back to black hstory.
- nock nock whos there? book book who
- Why does a bunny hop so much?
- Why di the monkey go bananas?
- what do monsters ride to school on.
- why did the turkey cross the road?
- why was piglet looking in the toliet?
- what do you call a wicked dog?
- knock knock. whos there? cargo. cargo who?
- what do you call your father when he has pimples
- why did the porkie pine cross the road?
- A cowboy rids into town on Friday. He stays for three days and leaves on Fiday. How did he do it?
- what do you do if a dog bites you
- why was the monkey sitting on the forest floor?
- why was the elephant trumpeting?
- why can missisipi see so well ?
- what do you do if a monkey
drives you crazy - What do you do if a dog calls dumb
- why did the chicken cross the park?
- whats in the middle of Paris?
- whats the differents between a book and a booger
- whats worse then biting in to an apple and finding a worm
- whats invisible and smells like worms
- what did the moon say to the sun?
- why did harry slide down the banister
- wHAT DO YPU GET IF YOU MIX A DOG,SOUP AND A PADDLE?
- knock knock
Who's there
Either
Either who? - when the baseball player got in a fight what did he say?
- why did the cow cross the road
- Why did the Cactus cross the road?
- Why do Football players never get hot?
- Why is 9 scared of 7
- how much fingers is on both hands altogether?
- whats black and white and red all over
- why did the chicken the road?
- HOOK COOK BOOK
Knock knock. Who's there? A book. A book who? A book on a hook cook nook. - Why did tigger wash his hands?
- Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who? - What is round on the outside and hi in the middle?
- What do you call an American drawing?
- Why couldn't Batman go fishing?
- What has 40 fett and sings?
- What is black and white and read all over ANSWER=A newspaper
- What did the picture say to he wall?
- What's funny about someone
stomach and head? - does a roller coaster like its work?
- what kind of trains do ballerinas take?
- what did the fisherman say to the maic man?
- how do you make Lady Gaga cry?
- how did they catch the crooks at the pig farm?
- Why did the person eat the TV?
- What did the talking muffin sayto the other talking muffin?
- What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?
- What is a pig's favorite karate move?
- why did the chicken cross the playground?
- What if you get a chair in a baby?
- why did the chicken cross the playground.
- what do you call a boomerang that doesnt work
- there was a fly un your throat and what do you do?
- What did the hour hand say to the minute hand?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- What state has high in it?
- knock knock, who's there
weed, weed who - What did the Statue of Liberty say to the tourist?
- what did the cow say to the dalamation?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- knock knock,who's there?,
claire, claire who? - why do you fry eggs
- What is big,red and eats rocks?
- What do you call a pig that does karate?
- Wath did the boxer serve for dinner first?
- What did the daler dill name his dater?
- What do you call a horse with no tail behind it?
- knock knock who's there?
- why did the chicken cross the road
- What did the bee say to the rabbit?
- what did the egg say to the person
- why did the chicken cross the road
- What does the frie need to do?
- Why did turkey cross the road?
- what did the bear say when the duck offered more cookies
- Why didnt the skeleton go bungee jumping?
- What did the orange say to the banana.
- knock knock. whos there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do i can do better.
- what did the cat say to the docter
- where does a cow work?
- how long does a clock sleep?
- what did soccr say to the soccr
- what do you get when you cross a pie and a plane?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- wall say to wall
- why did tiger look in the toleit
- HEY DID YOU KNOW WHAT MY BROTHER CALLED AFAT PERSON NO WHAT .....................................A WHALE
- Why couldn't the piano get through the door?
- What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a hippo?
- why was 6 afraid of 7?
- Knock knock.Who's there?Who who who who.
- knock knock whos there?barbie barbie who?
- what is black and white with a little orange.
- why did the football coach go to the bank?
- why does the chicken like winter.
- There was five birds two flew away how many were left
- There are 20 marbles and four friends and each friend gets the same amount.How many will each friend get all together?
- Q: why did the chicken cross the road
- why didt the tree cross the road?
- why didnt the tv cross the road?
- why was the baby crying so loud in public?
- once a string got very thirsty. so she stop at a gas staytion but the strings aloid. so she pophed his hair andtied a knot. the meanager said we don't serve sting.can you guess what the string said?
- What does a bunny fart smell like?
- Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
- why was the dog eating mints
- why wasent the mouse running from the cat
- Where do kids go to make ice cream?
- why wasent the cat chasing the mouse
- Why did the little skeleton not do good in school?
- what did the raspberry say to the other raspberry?
- Why did the ice dog eat hot dogs?
- what do dogs and trees have in common?
- why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
- what did the apple say to the banana?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- what has ears,but can't hear?
- whats black white and red all over?
- knock knock
who's there?
cow
cow who? - what did the Pacific ocean say to the Atlantic ocean?
- why did the duck cross the road:to get some quackers
- what do you call cheese that isn't yours.
- why did the chicken cross the playgound?
- why did the dog cross the playground?
- How did the frog feel when it had a broken leg:Unhoppy
- What do you call a pig that does karate?
- wiye did tigrw lak in the talit
- What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
- What has four legs and goes booo?
- What is a caterpillar afraid of?
- What has two banks but no money?
- How many months have 28 days?
- why do spies hide under blankets?
- why did the boy throw a bow into the rain?
- What is the difference between a dinosaur and a dragon?
- What kind of dog wears a watch?
- What can't you eat for breakfast?
- What goes up when the rain comes down?
- What's a dog with horseshoes on it?
- What's a spider's favorite snack?
- Why can't a snail win a race?
- A cowboy came into town on Friday. He left 3 days later, but still left on Friday. How is that possible?
- What kind of deer falls from the sky?
- there was a sheep a cow and a duck they all went to a movie the cow said I don't want to pay the sheep said I don't want to pay the duck saidI can't pay I only have one bill!
- why did carter get named after car?
- why did the skeleton cross the road
- why cant a bike stand up
- how are home runs and pancakes the same
- what has 18 legs and catchs flies
- Why Didn't The Skeleton Cross The
Road - Why Did The Bean Eater Turn
Right? - What do you calla dentist who had
a croc for a patient? - What did one basket say to the other?
- Why did the elephant cross the road?
- why was 6 afraid of 7
- What did one eye say to the other?
- How do you make a tissuenoah dance?
- Why did the girl throw a screw out the window?
- why did't the dog cross the road?
- where did the blue wall and the pink wall first meet?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- what did the teacher say to the sleeping student in her class?
- What I black and white and black
and white. - Why do elephants swim on their backs?
- why did the bird cross the road?
- a man once said "when we get a colored president pigs will fly.
- What do cows like?
- knock knock who's there?
- Fred: "Did you ever try to tickle a mule?"
- knock knock
ach
ha ha i made you sneeze - whats red and white on the outside and but gray and white on the inside?
- Sue:"Would you rather have an elephant chase you or a lion?"
- what vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?
- what do you call a dog in the sun?
- knock knock.who's there?boo.boo who?
- what dog loves to take bubble baths?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the
road? - Why did the chicken cross the
playground? - Why did the golfer wear two pairs
of pants? - whats ploopy?
- why did the dog go arrrrf instead of woof?
- whats a guy in the bathroom when his american outside
- knock,knock,who's there?boo.boo who?
- what's black,white, and has two legs?
- who is burger king's wife
- do you have a banana split?
- what did a gold fish say to the platapus?
- hear about the new pirate movie?
- Why did Melody keep getting phone calls from her home on her cell phone at school?
- why is the ocean so friendly?
- Why did Melody keep getting phone calls from her home on her cell phone at school?
- why didnt the sceloton cross the road?
- 2 fish are in a tank,1 says " I'll man the guns,you drive".
- Why didn't the nose win the race?
- why did they call him mushroom?
- why was 6 afraid of 7?
- Why couldn't the piano player open the front door to his house?
- 2 muffins are in an oven,1 says "wow its hot in here" and the other says "OMG a talking muffin"!
- how do you know when a elephant is under your bed?
- Why did the squirrel cross the road?
- What did the fry say to the ketchup?
- how did the chicken cross
the road? - why did the bacon laugh?
- put a frog in the fridge.
the lion was havening a
party who wasn't there? - Why did God make your face have "eyes" like a potato would?
- Why couldn't the skelaton go to the BBQ party?
- Why was Sal the cat always trying to make friends with dogs?
- Knock Knock. Who's there . Knock Knock.
- Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
- What color is a burp?
- What's black and white and red all over?
- what do you call a snail on a ship? Answer:a snailer!
- knock knock
handsome
hand some of those cookies - Where can you go to find out about ancient cows
- If a cowboy arrived in town on a Friday,stayed in town for 3 days,and left on Friday how did he do it.
- What did the chewed gum on the floor tell the shoe?
- Why Did The Chicken Decide To Cross the road?
- why did the boy go to the restroom
- Why are queens cranky?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?
- Why did the Frog cross the road instead of the chicken?
- What did the fire say to the ice
- why did the mom say don/t give up.
- what did the bannana say to the human
- what did H say to I
- What is Grants favorite rock?
- Why when Chuck Norris looks in a mirror it breaks?
- what brand of clothes does spaghetti wear?
- Why did the turkey cross the road?
- what is a man in the moon?
- Whats black white black white and green?
- What do you get when you smash Batman and Robin with a stemroller?
- Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
- what do you call a pig that gets chooped
- knock knock
- what do you call two birds when they cross a coal mining station
- what did the muffin say to the other muffin
- Why did the priest cross the road?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- Why was six scared of seven?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- Why was the girl so confuesed when the boy tried to tell her a knock knock joke.
- Why didn't the boy laugh after he got surgery?
- What type of bugs do frogs eat when they're sick?
- So, a bear walks into Burger King. Then he walks up to the cashier. The cashier asks the bear what he would like. He waits... until he says Whopper. The cashier asks, "What's with the big pause?"
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- why did the chicken cross to the other playground?
- what do you say to a bug?
- why did you knock?
- why did the child throw a clock out the window?
- a skeliton walks into a bar asks for a drink and a mop.why?
- What type of music do dinosaurs listen to?
- why did a man throw his clock out a window?
- When is the desert good enough to eat?
- letteuce lettece what?
- What kind of room has no doors or
windows? - why was 6 afraid of 7
- where does a skunk go to college
- why did the peanut have a shell?
- Why would a stressed out polar
bear go to an ice skating? - why did the sheep cross the road
- why are people dying to get in a grveyard
- what are peopledieing to get into
- why do people toss a bean bag
- what is k.f.c.'s new name
- why was six afraid of 7
- what do you get if 3 people huged at the same time?
- How do you wake Lady Gaga up?
- what do you call a cheese that is not yours ?
- Dragon+Fly=_?
- Knock Knock
Who's there
Tank
Tank Who? - Knock Knock,
Who's There,
Atch,
Atch who, - what do you get if you mix
a fish and a elphant - why cant a skeleton cross the road?
- why did the chicken cross the road ?
- Wy coudnt the skeletoton ask his girl freind on a date?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- what do you call a elephant with no teeth?
- what did the hambuer call their dauter.
- why didn't the chicken cross the road?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- what would eat while watching a scary movie
- what type of driver never gets a parking ticket
- what type of fish scratches
- Why did the chicken cross the road
- what did the wave say to the rock?
- what color is a burp
- why did the bacon lagh
- how do you say your abc's backward?
- why did the boy throw the butter out of the window
- why didn't the chicken cross the road?
- knock knock who's there boo boo who don't need to cry!
- who did burger king marry?
- Have you heard the joke about the giraffe?
No. - What did the sea say to the iceberg?
- Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
- What was the astronaut doing on the computer?
- What was the first thing Mr.Spider did after buying his computer?
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
- How dow you keep a bull from charging?
- why did the teacher send the clock to the princepals office?
- How did the girls get their hair done?
- What do you get when you mix a CD and a pillow?
- What do you get when you cross a pair of trousers with a dictionary?
- What do you get when you cross a frog and a bottle of soda?
- knock knock-whos there small small who??????
- why was 8 afraid of 7????
- What type of dog does Count Dracula have?
- Why did there go out?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- did you hear the story about the skunk?
- why did the chicken need to cross the road????????
- knock,knock.whose there?
- NOCK NOCK
BOO
WIY ARE YOU CRING - why was 6 afraid of 7?
- What do people say when you have a water balloon to your stomach and the water balloon gets smashed?
- How do you communicate with a fish?
- What is brown,hairy,and wears sunglasses?
- What did the beach say as the tide came in?
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- How do you make a tissue dance?
- What's black and white and red all over?
- What's black and white and read all over?
- Why didn't the witch cross the road?
- Why was 6 afraid of 7?
- What do you call an old peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
- What's the duck favorite snack?
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- How many cockroches does it take to scew in a lightbulb?
- Why did the pumkkin cross the road?
- why did god make your butt crack up and down insted of side to side?
- why was 6 afrad of 7?
- what do you call a skunk and a helicopter?
- what do cows see?
- A cowboy rides in town on Friday he stays for three days he leaves on Friday how does he do it?
- Why did the chicken go to McDonalds?
- WAT DO YOU GET BY CROSSING A POT AND A CROCADILE?
- KNOCK KNOCK!WHOS THEAR?
HOO.HOO WHO? - why did the chicken go to McDonald?
- what did the pig say to the goat
- Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
- How do you keep a fish from semlling?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- how many rabbits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- why did the chicken cross the raod?
- what's foll of holes but sill holes water?
- What do you call a crazy vampire?
- knok knok whos there boo boo who don't cry it's just a joke
- what is red,black and white all over?
- why is 8 afraidof 7?
- what did the warm do in the corn feild?
- knock knock
whoose there?
O' MY
O' MY WHO?
O' MY HANDS ARE HUNRTING FROM ALL THESE KNOCKING - KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THEIR JUSTIN
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7?
- if the teacher asked do you know me you say?
- how do you make tissue dance?
- whats black and white and red all over?
- why did the pig cross the street?
- why did the pig for get his brithday?
- what do you get when you cross a elecrtric eel and a sponge?
- what do yo et when you cross a apple with a superhero?
- What did the dog say to the cat?
- what is the king of all the school supllys?
- what animals are a key?
- Why did Tigger look into the toilet?
- When is a baby good at basketball?
- Why did she stay up late?
- What did the fan say to the other fan?
- knock knock who's there won'tcha won'tcha who won'tcha come to the door and find out lazy
- What did one toy say to the other toy?
- it is around house it got robbed the maid said she was sweeping the corners one guy said he was doing dishes and the other was mowingthe lawn how is lying
- how many guys does it take to change the toilet papre roll
- what goes round and round and round but never comes down
- Why did the skeleton go to Buffilo Wings?
- why was the man late for work??????????
- why did the girl turn into a chicken nugget???
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
- why did she leave
- What gets older every time it rings?
- why did the tiger lose the race at the jungle?
- What kind of songs do the planets sing?
- What is a set of twins favorite fruit?
- y did he died
- why didnt the skeleton cross the
road? - what does a dog bark at when he is at sea?
- where does a tire go on vacation
- why did the cow jump over the moon?
- knock knock whos there boo boo who?
- knock knock who's their Justin Justin who?
- How do you top a car?
- Why is Cinderella bad at hockey?
- Why is Cinderella bad at football?
- What happened to the printer that
ran out of the paper? - What animal fall out of the sky?
- why was six afread of seven?
- What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who? - What did the pig say to the other pig?
- "knock-knock", "who's there", "interrupting cow", "interrupting cow..." "moo!"
- A Cowboy rides to town on Friday. He stays in town for three days and then leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
- knok knok whos there no one know one who
- why did the chicken cross the rode
- what kind of tooth is worth a dollar?
- what did one wall say to the other?
- knock knock whos there? disrupting cow
- What kind of hair does an ocean have?
- Wich is correct? The yoke of an egg is white or was white?
- if princesss calls a prince your hgihness.then what does a prince call a princess?
- How do you know if an elephant is under your bed?
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
- What is a gararge called in the witch's world?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- why did the dinosaur cross the road?
- why did the witch stay home from school?
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